by therisingblues » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:48 pm
The Sleeping Giant wrote:Just been advised that the Federal Government has added to their travel advisories. Prospect Oval has been rated between Somalia and Iraq in regard to dangerous places to travel. If in the area, please avoid the Prospect Cricket Club and Visitors change rooms. No incidents have been reported, but "something could happen". There has been unconfirmed reports that Lee Harvey Oswald and Bigfoot have been spotted. Anyone attending or playing (Please God protect those fragile Centrals boys) this weeks SANFL game, please take extreme care. The Federal Government acknowledges that you have more chance being injured on the way to Prospect Oval, but once again, you can never be to careful.
News just at hand...
Viewers are to be warned that fresh outbreaks of sarcasm are sweeping across all attempted conversations about player safety, particularly where the words North Adelaide, Prospect Oval or Cocks coincide with said attempts to convey ideas or arrive at feasible conclusions based on ideas.
In an unprecedented attempt to unbog conversations, authorities have posted a statement to the effect that everybody else understands that North Adelaide people are just a fun loving bunch, and that no one is unfairly picking on them. However, regular users are advised to exercise extreme caution when raising any topic related to the North Adelaide Footy Club, no matter how benign.

I'm gonna sit back, crack the top off a Pale Ale, and watch the Double Blues prevail
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