Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MatteeG » Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:30 am

wristwatcher wrote:
Wedgie wrote:People with baby on board signs/stickers.



Yeah fancy people wanting others to take some care and not drive erratically around a car with a newborn it.



May not do that, but DOES make me sing the B Sharps version
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:35 am

Wedgie wrote:People with baby on board signs/stickers.

I agree, can't stand 'em. What year is it? 1989? I thought those things went out with Reebok Pumps and Fido Dido t-shirts.

The stick figure family things can also take a running jump. Call me cold-hearted, but I don't really care about who is in your family, since I don't know you and I've only seen the rear end of your car.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:39 am

The arsehole that stole all my outdoor Christmas decorations last night - and pulled out my new mini acacia tree that was only planted 2 weeks ago when I had the front yard landscaped.

Why the **** would anyone steal a tree? :? :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:00 am

Poor tree, it was probably petrified.
Its lucky we have gum control in Australia.
Must have been some shady bastards.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:08 am

No-one should bough down to this type of violence.
However, I wood like to think we can root out this problem by tapping into the phloem of information.
I'm pining for the day we can leave all trees to stand in peace.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:16 am

Thoughts are with you FC, you must be feeling sapped.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:19 am

Which branch of the law was this reported to?
It's just twigged with me that maybe you're barking up the wrong tree.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:24 am

Always one that takes it too far...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:25 am

Footy Chick wrote:The arsehole that stole all my outdoor Christmas decorations last night - and pulled out my new mini acacia tree that was only planted 2 weeks ago when I had the front yard landscaped.

Why the **** would anyone steal a tree? :? :evil:



We had 4 Yakka's (Sp??) stolen within a few days of planting them .. Although that didn't really surprise me around this way. Also had about 5 tree/plant's stolen from our old office at Flinders Park when they'd only been in the ground for about 48 hours.

Fken lowlifes!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:27 am

Wedgie wrote:Always one that takes it too far...
Good call Wedgie, I'm releafed that's over
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:33 am

Yes, the quality of puns hasn't impruned much.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:35 am

Magellan wrote:Yes, the quality of puns hasn't impruned much.


Sheers for the laugh mate :partyman:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:35 am

I'm offended that you've tree-ted this like a joke.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:37 am

I'm leafing this one alone.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:38 am

Footy Chick wrote:I'm offended that you've tree-ted this like a joke.

My apologies, no more tree puns forest of the day.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:43 am

If I find the lowlife that stole my tree, he's rooted.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:50 am

Hope they don't hurt the trees, lumber pain can be difficult to deal with
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:53 am

You guys can't see the forest for the trees, Magellan's reference of Fido Dido is just gold!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:08 am

Dogwatcher wrote:You guys can't cedar forest for the trees, Magellan's reference of Fido Dido is just gold!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:11 am

Dogwatcher wrote:You guys can't see the forest for the trees, Magellan's reference of Fido Dido is just gold!



Ahh, 1988, the year of the fido dido clothing craze. :lol:
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