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Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby JK » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:51 pm

Does anyone else take the piss with their work Secret Santa?

In previous years I've delivered:

- Picture of a work colleague
- Whistling Garden Gnome
- Pre-scratched, instant money tickets
- Snapper heads
- T-shirt with colleague's picture on it

This year Im really struggling for any idea's, would appreciate any that others might have.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby heater31 » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:54 pm

Gave a red head a 5kg bag of carrots...

Suggested to someone struggling for ideas a Where is Wally outfit for someone who was never at their desk. Best bit was next day the recipient was paged as Wally 'insert last name' the entire office lost it!
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Booney » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:59 pm

Counterfeit money.

"Hey, the limit was $20 and I didn't know what to get!" ( Photocopied $20 note enclosed )
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:28 pm

JK wrote:Does anyone else take the piss with their work Secret Santa?

In previous years I've delivered:

- Picture of a work colleague
- Whistling Garden Gnome
- Pre-scratched, instant money tickets
- Snapper heads
- T-shirt with colleague's picture on it

This year Im really struggling for any idea's, would appreciate any that others might have.


Only the women do one here, I whinge every year about not inviting me.

They are quick to point out the obscene gifts that I'd be likely to buy them.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:29 pm

I gave a Mormon (we used to joke all the time) a cigarette, a stubby and a jar of coffee.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby heater31 » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:35 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:Does anyone else take the piss with their work Secret Santa?

In previous years I've delivered:

- Picture of a work colleague
- Whistling Garden Gnome
- Pre-scratched, instant money tickets
- Snapper heads
- T-shirt with colleague's picture on it

This year Im really struggling for any idea's, would appreciate any that others might have.


Only the women do one here, I whinge every year about not inviting me.

They are quick to point out the obscene gifts that I'd be likely to buy them.

Weight Watchers membership this year's gift ;)
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:41 pm

Deodorant.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Spargo » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:57 am

Magellan wrote:Deodorant.

I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:29 am

Spargo wrote:
Magellan wrote:Deodorant.

I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....

Pubic enemy number 1?
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:33 am

Spargo wrote:
Magellan wrote:Deodorant.

I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....

c*** of a present.

Did she snatch it off him?
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:35 am

This type of unsavoury gift-giving has been rapidly evulving over the years.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Spargo » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:36 am

She kept the box ....
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:38 am

I'm surprised she didn't clam up upon opening it.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby JK » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:53 am

Spargo wrote:
Magellan wrote:Deodorant.

I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....


Could read her lips?
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:54 am

Not saying a thing. My lips are sealed. :-#
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby am Bays » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:01 am

Something fishys going on here
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby JK » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:04 am

Bit of a moot point really
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:15 am

My grandmas from Virginia

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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:27 am

Should probably clit while we're ahead, this joke's already getting labia'd.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:29 am

Don't be a pussy!
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