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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:33 am

HH3 wrote:Don't be a pussy!

Yeah, I know...but I can't be stuffed, just been vaging out.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby JK » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:34 am

Sucks when moist of the good gags are taken
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:38 am

JK wrote:Sucks when moist of the good gags are taken

Indeed. I think we're in for a dry period.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:39 am

That's the yeast of my problems.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:40 am

Booney wrote:That's the yeast of my problems.

I'll leave it to you to thrush them out.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Pseudo » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:46 am

You guys are all very candida with your puns...
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:47 am

It's only a minora problem.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:02 am

Pseudo wrote:You guys are all very candida with your puns...

I think we're being fingered.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:28 am

There's a nice spread of puns here
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby am Bays » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:28 am

Spargo wrote:I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....


Just poking some fun at her...
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:30 am

Im liking this pun-elingus session
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:34 am

HH3 wrote:Im liking this pun-elingus session

Yes, Oscar Wilde would be proud. Very quimsical.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Spargo » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:56 am

It was a close shave he didn't lose his job, especially after she went pubic with it.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:11 am

Spargo wrote:It was a close shave he didn't lose his job, especially after she went pubic with it.

She might be accused of tamponing with the evidence.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:11 am

I wonder what Fisty thinks about this?
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:32 am

Well, I've read all the posts and for the life of me I still can't find the one that hits the button.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:34 am

At least no ones getting rubbed up the wrong way
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:40 am

Maybe he should have taken her for a dinner for 2 to make up for it.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:42 am

Booney wrote:Well, I've read all the posts and for the life of me I still can't find the one that hits the button.

Yep, I'm not ovary impressed either.
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Re: Pisstake Secret Santa's

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:32 pm

Close, but that's not it.
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