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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:58 pm

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I have a feeling this guy made it up for TV:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:19 pm

This is my all time favourite of funny names.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:52 am

You'd think a guy called "HItler Mussolini" would have put a bigger dent into Brazil's infamously high crime rate. Perhaps they could could get him on board to help exterminate the Zika virus.

BTW, some crackingly hilarious names there. Dr Whet Faartz wins for mine (just), purely for the toilet humour factor, but then again I am impressed with the elegant simplicity of Moe Lester.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:09 am

Dixie Normous is my favourite. They'd have to be taking the piss with that.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:44 pm

Britain’s bizarre names
Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gunn
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Teresa Green
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade
America’s bizarre names:
Anna Prentice
Annette Curtain
Bill Board
Carrie Oakey
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:39 pm

There is a Former German skiier by the name of Fanny Chmelar.

It was a question on the Chaser, and the host couldn't control himself with laughter- was brilliant viewing.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:35 pm

valleys07 wrote:There is a Former German skiier by the name of Fanny Chmelar.

It was a question on the Chaser, and the host couldn't control himself with laughter- was brilliant viewing.


Have you seen the episode with Dick Tingeler?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:31 am

Jimmy Carr. Saw him at Thebby tonight, hilarious.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby carey » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:43 pm

RustyCage wrote:Jimmy Carr. Saw him at Thebby tonight, hilarious.



Part of the fringe shows????

Is he on again?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:07 pm

carey wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Jimmy Carr. Saw him at Thebby tonight, hilarious.



Part of the fringe shows????

Is he on again?


No was his own tour, final show Wednesday in Perth. Played two shows at Thebby last night, 7pm show was sold out, 10pm show was all but. $80 a ticket for the cheaper seats means he is making a decent profit from it!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby norwood8 » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:47 am

RustyCage wrote:
carey wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Jimmy Carr. Saw him at Thebby tonight, hilarious.



Part of the fringe shows????

Is he on again?


No was his own tour, final show Wednesday in Perth. Played two shows at Thebby last night, 7pm show was sold out, 10pm show was all but. $80 a ticket for the cheaper seats means he is making a decent profit from it!


Absolutely gutted I missed this, wish both shows weren't on the same night.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:14 am

The Dark Knight wrote:Dixie Normous is my favourite. They'd have to be taking the piss with that.

Can't leave out the famed American jazz pianist Dick Hyman.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Feb 03, 2016 1:41 pm

This guy sent us an email yesterday.

Website name of the century.... and almost told him so too :lol:

http://www.murraycoxallhardfloors.com/

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:27 pm

An Australian female cricket player banned for placing bets on the Adelaide test between the men.....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:37 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:An Australian female cricket player banned for placing bets on the Adelaide test between the men.....

That's the 2nd one in a matter of weeks to get caught. A girl during the WBBL got hauled over the coals for betting on the boys at the World Cup.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:10 pm

heater31 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:An Australian female cricket player banned for placing bets on the Adelaide test between the men.....

That's the 2nd one in a matter of weeks to get caught. A girl during the WBBL got hauled over the coals for betting on the boys at the World Cup.


Wonder at what level does the ban come into place? State level? Surely not district level.

What if they then place a bet whilst at district level and then make the state or WBBL teams?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:14 pm

bennymacca wrote:
heater31 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:An Australian female cricket player banned for placing bets on the Adelaide test between the men.....

That's the 2nd one in a matter of weeks to get caught. A girl during the WBBL got hauled over the coals for betting on the boys at the World Cup.


Wonder at what level does the ban come into place? State level? Surely not district level.

What if they then place a bet whilst at district level and then make the state or WBBL teams?

Would think Grade Cricket would be banned from betting also. Run by the State Association, They have contact with First Class players....

Could have a few clubs all over Australia in strife. Punting and cricket goes hand in hand :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:58 am

Plenty of Friday funnies in this collection - The 100 Jokes That Shaped Modern Comedy. Youtube clips are provided for each entry, so laugh it up!

http://www.vulture.com/2016/01/100-jokes-shaped-modern-comedy-c-v-r.html

Interesting to see what they think as being influential comedy.
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