What The F***

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:06 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Magellan wrote:The bottom of the SA Footy homepage says that '[the] Most users ever online was 1857 on Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:27 am.'

That's very early this morning. 1857 users? WTF?

We all logged in, so we could get update about Coronas virus

If it's not in the SA Footy coronavirus thread, it's not worth knowing about.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:33 pm

North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:36 pm

Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

And.......

The Bedge · Post by **The Bedge** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:38 pm

Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

Sorry bro, I was going to pay you back next dole cheque!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:42 pm

Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

I reckon I posted in here that I seen a dude pick up a coffee cup out of the bin there and tip whatever remnants he could get out of it into his gullet.

So you're a bit lighter now? Was it busy heading back into town?

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:05 pm

Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

Since no one else has asked, what’d she look like?

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:14 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

Since no one else has asked, what’d she look like?

Are you going to Northpark with a pocketful of change?

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:15 pm

Brodlach wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

Since no one else has asked, what’d she look like?

Are you going to Northpark with a pocketful of change?

Depends on his answer..............

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:20 pm

Time for a poll.... did Spargo

A. Accept the ofer and negotiate the arrangements
B. Politely decline
C. Exchange details for another time

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:23 pm

Corona Man wrote:Time for a poll.... did Spargo

A. Accept the ofer and negotiate the arrangements
B. Politely decline
C. Exchange details for another time

Give him twenty minutes, he's busy.

The Bedge · Post by **The Bedge** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:27 pm

Many moons ago when I was young and naïve, was sitting at the lights near Grand Junction Rd and some young chick opened my door and hit me up for a lift "just up the road", bit stunned and not thinking I was like ah yeah whatever.

Drove her up the road, asked where I was dropping her off.. then I was hit with the reality she was in pursuit of money for services rendered, meth.. or both. :lol:

Sorry champ, get out my car, k thanks bye. :oops:

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:28 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Time for a poll.... did Spargo

A. Accept the ofer and negotiate the arrangements
B. Politely decline
C. Exchange details for another time

Give him twenty minutes, he's busy.

Bragger

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:29 pm

The Bedge wrote:Many moons ago when I was young and naïve, was sitting at the lights near Grand Junction Rd and some young chick opened my door and hit me up for a lift "just up the road", bit stunned and not thinking I was like ah yeah whatever.

Drove her up the road, asked where I was dropping her off.. then I was hit with the reality she was in pursuit of money for services rendered, meth.. or both.

Sorry champ, get out my car, k thanks bye.

I’m not buying the last line..........

Trader · Post by **Trader** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:30 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Time for a poll.... did Spargo

A. Accept the ofer and negotiate the arrangements
B. Politely decline
C. Exchange details for another time

Give him twenty minutes, he's busy.

Bragger

Not really, don't forget that includes 18 minutes for the drive into the city.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:31 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Give him twenty minutes, he's busy.

Bragger

Backstreet parking is hard to find.

Post by **Dutchy** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:32 pm

Well it has been an hour since the post........

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:34 pm

Dutchy wrote:Well it has been an hour since the post........

Ding ding, round 2.

Post by **Dutchy** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:38 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Well it has been an hour since the post........

Ding ding, round 2.

2 shots on goal you reckon?

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:39 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Well it has been an hour since the post........

Ding ding, round 2.

2 shots on goal you reckon?

Probably still has a hard on from the Grand Final last October

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:46 pm

Dutchy wrote:
2 shots on goal you reckon?

Need a good 20 minutes and a cigarette to load up again.

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