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Loud sirens and alarms should be banned from radio ads, when you're driving along vaguely listening to the radio and and ad comes on 15 times louder and it's a siren noise or something alike you immediately look around to see what's happening, I find them dangerous and unnecessary.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Loud sirens and alarms should be banned from radio ads, when you're driving along vaguely listening to the radio and and ad comes on 15 times louder and it's a siren noise or something alike you immediately look around to see what's happening, I find them dangerous and unnecessary.


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Hangovers on a tuesday
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woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday

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woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday


Made worse by the lecture you will/would have copped from little miss :lol:
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woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday


One too many shandy’s?

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Yep... Still struggling :( :lol:

Divorce was lodged and the money i was owed for the house the ex and i owned was deposited... So i may have celebrated a bit much!!!!
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woodublieve12 wrote:Yep... Still struggling :( :lol:

Divorce was lodged and the money i was owed for the house the ex and i owned was deposited... So i may have celebrated a bit much!!!!

Ah I remember when that happened with me after I split from the ex.. never had so many best friends come out the woodwork to hang out. :roll:
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amber_fluid wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday


One too many shandy’s?

Good work!

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Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday


One too many shandy’s?

Good work!

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When you're sitting on the throne at work and someone comes and sits in the poo station next to you, I just return later if someone's doing their business.

This morning someone comes in and within seconds I thought a brass band was playing, hearing the struggle he was having squeezing the arse cheeks together I decided hang a bit longer and watch a couple of messenger clips, I'm surprised he didn't bust an artery.
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Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...
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Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Chuck the dog in the van for the day, you could do with some company!
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Lightning McQueen wrote:When you're sitting on the throne at work and someone comes and sits in the poo station next to you, I just return later if someone's doing their business.

This morning someone comes in and within seconds I thought a brass band was playing, hearing the struggle he was having squeezing the arse cheeks together I decided hang a bit longer and watch a couple of messenger clips, I'm surprised he didn't bust an artery.


I dont get this. Very common with the girls even taking a piss.
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Looks like Arlo will enjoy the comforts of a couch

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Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Chuck the dog in the van for the day, you could do with some company!
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Chuck the dog in the van for the day, you could do with some company!
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He’d lick* them to death.
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Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

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He’d lick* them to death.


Why is he an outside dog, dont you love him? :shock:
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He's a dog. That's why.
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Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Seems odd. We had our 12-month-old BC male desexed last Friday. He was a bit out of sorts for a couple of days with the big collar on his head to stop him licking, but up and about again Sunday. The vet used internal stitches for him and with his post-op visit last Monday, he's healed really well.
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