Things that give you the sh1ts

nuggety goodness · Post by **nuggety goodness** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:07 pm

Payroll

Now into my 4th week of my new job and have just been paid for my first week. There have been two paydays since i started and multiple people chasing it up but nothing still
Every excuse under the sun as to why i havent been paid and manual payments can only be done Tuesdays and Fridays... makes Chrissie a little tough and they 'presume' my pay will go in on saturday after 3 other failed presumptions... not cool

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:17 pm

I feel your pain

I have payroll issues with a company I left 2 months ago about annual leave loading

time to get the professionals in! :twisted:

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:25 pm

Hired goons?

saintal · Post by **saintal** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:31 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:Payroll

Now into my 4th week of my new job and have just been paid for my first week. There have been two paydays since i started and multiple people chasing it up but nothing still
Every excuse under the sun as to why i havent been paid and manual payments can only be done Tuesdays and Fridays... makes Chrissie a little tough and they 'presume' my pay will go in on saturday after 3 other failed presumptions... not cool

Sounds like government/shared services. Have colleagues who have waited 6 months to have their leave entitlements transferred from another department.

Post by **RustyCage** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:32 pm

Getting a phone call from "the computer maintenance department" asking me questions about my computer and how they say it's not working properly.

Yep, sure ma'am....

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:33 pm

sounds like it's been going around today - the girl that sits next to me here got same phone call.

Post by **RustyCage** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:35 pm

Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:30 pm

you need a better florist!

nuggety goodness · Post by **nuggety goodness** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:47 pm

saintal wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Payroll

Now into my 4th week of my new job and have just been paid for my first week. There have been two paydays since i started and multiple people chasing it up but nothing still
Every excuse under the sun as to why i havent been paid and manual payments can only be done Tuesdays and Fridays... makes Chrissie a little tough and they 'presume' my pay will go in on saturday after 3 other failed presumptions... not cool

Sounds like government/shared services. Have colleagues who have waited 6 months to have their leave entitlements transferred from another department.

You got it, a department that really has no clue...

Post by **RustyCage** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:54 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:you need a better florist!

It's not my area of expertise haha

The Dark Knight · Post by **The Dark Knight** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:14 pm

James Brayshaw

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:07 am

RustyCage wrote:Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:21 am

The bloody toilet etiquette at my workplace....

Someone has finished the toilet roll, left it on the holder, opened a new roll and left that on the sink. That roll is half used.....

Just change the roll for **** sakes!

Post by **RustyCage** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:00 am

Pseudo wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

No it's just a little one in Berri

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:04 am

RustyCage wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

No it's just a little one in Berri

Why don't you get @Bum Crack to go and sort them out?

Jase · Post by **Jase** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:34 am

Rajon Rondo to the Mavs... this hurts my heart...

Post by **heater31** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:00 pm

Booking clients for meetings then they don't show up on time.....30 minutes and counting. :evil:

Ron Burgundy · Post by **Ron Burgundy** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:08 pm

Booney wrote:
RustyCage wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

No it's just a little one in Berri

Why don't you get @Bum Crack to go and sort them out?

They are all a bit slow in Berri.

carey · Post by **carey** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:09 pm

Ian Healy

carey · Post by **carey** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:11 pm

And being sick on my Xmas show day and Jimmy Barnes tonight.

My seats were 3rd row from the front, I've just had to sell them to a mate :twisted:

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