Things that give you the sh1ts

[mighty_tiger_79]

I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me

[wenchbarwer]

I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Just be thankful it was a text and not a voice message...

[Pseudo]

I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)

[wenchbarwer]

I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)

Do you add the ejaculation? Interested to know how others voted similar to me

[Jim05]

I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)

Voted on Monday and my artwork wasn’t great but it sort of looked like a phallus.

Was only 5 people in the queue and voted on company time rather than give up my weekend

[wenchbarwer]

I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.

[Jimmy_041]

I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Just be thankful it was a text and not a voice message...

or a dickpic

[gadj1976]

I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.

I'm thinking of starting a political party. The Informal Party. "Vote Informal! And your vote won't count, but does, well sorta".

I think it's the only way for the big parties to realise that they're both sh1t. They've got no idea what it's like to live in the real world and their policies are only to attract votes at voting time and hardly ever get implemented.

[locky801]

I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)

The Greens have started today

[Corona Man]

Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.

[Lightning McQueen]

Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.

I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.

[dedja]

Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.

I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.

2022 Federal election - United Australia Party

House of Reps: 4.12% first preference votes, 0 seats
Senate: 3.46% first preference votes, 1 seat

That’s what $100M in pissing ads up the wall gets you.

[bertiebeatle1]

Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.

I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.

I have seen pre voting slips from some ppl sending snapchats where they have been putting him 1 due to the text messages

[gadj1976]

Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.

I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.

2022 Federal election - United Australia Party

House of Reps: 4.12% first preference votes, 0 seats
Senate: 3.46% first preference votes, 1 seat

That’s what $100M in pissing ads up the wall gets you.

For him to get his money back, doesn't he need to get a certain percent? Which he obviously did otherwise he wouldn't be running again.

[dedja]

Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.

I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.

2022 Federal election - United Australia Party

House of Reps: 4.12% first preference votes, 0 seats
Senate: 3.46% first preference votes, 1 seat

That’s what $100M in pissing ads up the wall gets you.

For him to get his money back, doesn't he need to get a certain percent?

You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M

[gadj1976]

You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M

Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.

[whufc]

You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M

Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.

Would it be a tax write off to reduce his income earnings whilst gaining a tiny bit of power.

[dedja]

You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M

Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.

Would it be a tax write off to reduce his income earnings whilst gaining a tiny bit of power.

Yep, probably …

[amber_fluid]

You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M

Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.

Would it be a tax write off to reduce his income earnings whilst gaining a tiny bit of power.

You gotta pay tax first

[wenchbarwer]

You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M

Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.

Would it be a tax write off to reduce his income earnings whilst gaining a tiny bit of power.

You gotta pay tax first

Exactly, Palmer the Hutt didn't pay wages, what makes people think he's paying taxes???