Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed May 08, 2024 2:18 pm

Corona Man wrote:Getting "pinged" by a red light camera. $481, plus 3 demerits. Ouch.


Bit cheaper in Vic? 17yo son got done a month ago, $600+, we didnt tell him that Mum took the hit on the demerit points so he thinks he only has 1 left for his remaining time on his P's
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed May 08, 2024 2:23 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Getting "pinged" by a red light camera. $481, plus 3 demerits. Ouch.


Bit cheaper in Vic? 17yo son got done a month ago, $600+, we didnt tell him that Mum took the hit on the demerit points so he thinks he only has 1 left for his remaining time on his P's


I got pinged as well.
I was actually at the red light stationary behind a big truck and the light went green but truck took a while to get going. Time I followed it through the light had gone red.
$600 bucks later.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Wed May 08, 2024 2:23 pm

Copped a speeding fine on the way to do a trial at langhornes in April

What I thought was going to be an easy lettuce leaf cost me over five of them...

Doing 90 in an 80 zone on the Paris Creek road FMD - a road that used to be 100.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Wed May 08, 2024 9:23 pm

These useless things

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu May 09, 2024 5:06 pm

Being bribed to enter Vietnam.
Thought I had everything sorted, crossed every T and dotted every I .... until they found my middle name missing from the USD$25 e-visa I had sorted before I left.

"Sir, you need to fly home now next flight, we cannot let you enter"
(let me stew on it for a few minutes sitting in customs)
"Sir, do you need to enter Vietnam? Is it urgent?"
(well yes, I am here for work)
"Sir we have another way, USD $125 cash to me and we can do an express visa for you sir"
(30 minutes later, and I am allowed to proceed)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu May 09, 2024 7:12 pm

MW wrote:Being bribed to enter Vietnam.
Thought I had everything sorted, crossed every T and dotted every I .... until they found my middle name missing from the USD$25 e-visa I had sorted before I left.

"Sir, you need to fly home now next flight, we cannot let you enter"
(let me stew on it for a few minutes sitting in customs)
"Sir, do you need to enter Vietnam? Is it urgent?"
(well yes, I am here for work)
"Sir we have another way, USD $125 cash to me and we can do an express visa for you sir"
(30 minutes later, and I am allowed to proceed)

will we see this on Good Borders Vietnam?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu May 09, 2024 7:35 pm

MW wrote:Being bribed to enter Vietnam.
Thought I had everything sorted, crossed every T and dotted every I .... until they found my middle name missing from the USD$25 e-visa I had sorted before I left.

"Sir, you need to fly home now next flight, we cannot let you enter"
(let me stew on it for a few minutes sitting in customs)
"Sir, do you need to enter Vietnam? Is it urgent?"
(well yes, I am here for work)
"Sir we have another way, USD $125 cash to me and we can do an express visa for you sir"
(30 minutes later, and I am allowed to proceed)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu May 09, 2024 8:47 pm

MW wrote:Being bribed to enter Vietnam.
Thought I had everything sorted, crossed every T and dotted every I .... until they found my middle name missing from the USD$25 e-visa I had sorted before I left.

"Sir, you need to fly home now next flight, we cannot let you enter"
(let me stew on it for a few minutes sitting in customs)
"Sir, do you need to enter Vietnam? Is it urgent?"
(well yes, I am here for work)
"Sir we have another way, USD $125 cash to me and we can do an express visa for you sir"
(30 minutes later, and I am allowed to proceed)


Being tax deductible will soften the blow somewhat.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri May 10, 2024 10:21 am

Oh I will be claiming the cash on my business expenses to my work don't you worry...
Managed to get home unscathed, lesson learnt for next time, get a local to do the visa.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Fri May 10, 2024 4:52 pm

cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:Back spasms

:)
Just came on here to post pinched nerves in the lower back. Usually go away after some movement but had to leave work after only an hour this morning. Getting a CT scan tomorrow as am still in pain with tingling sensations down right glute & hamstring.

PS. The reason I put the smiley face is from the drugs I've been prescribed. Woohoo

So after 2 weeks & an MRI, turns out I've got 2 bulging discs & one herniated disc.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri May 10, 2024 5:03 pm

cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:Back spasms

:)
Just came on here to post pinched nerves in the lower back. Usually go away after some movement but had to leave work after only an hour this morning. Getting a CT scan tomorrow as am still in pain with tingling sensations down right glute & hamstring.

PS. The reason I put the smiley face is from the drugs I've been prescribed. Woohoo

So after 2 weeks & an MRI, turns out I've got 2 bulging discs & one herniated disc.


Yikes, feel your pain.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri May 10, 2024 5:19 pm

cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:Back spasms

:)
Just came on here to post pinched nerves in the lower back. Usually go away after some movement but had to leave work after only an hour this morning. Getting a CT scan tomorrow as am still in pain with tingling sensations down right glute & hamstring.

PS. The reason I put the smiley face is from the drugs I've been prescribed. Woohoo

So after 2 weeks & an MRI, turns out I've got 2 bulging discs & one herniated disc.

Geezus that sounds painful, hope you have a quick recovery mate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat May 11, 2024 3:06 pm

This site has become very slow. I'm dropping in less and less often...
I could go to the loo for a pee while something I post finally gets loaded and opens.

It used to be quite prompt a year or so ago. I'm not sure how much of the problem is changes to the site security itself or all the ads, or how much is increased security in the browsers. I've tried with Firefox, Vivaldi, and Opera but there is not much difference.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Sat May 11, 2024 3:17 pm

Psyber wrote:This site has become very slow. I'm dropping in less and less often...
I could go to the loo for a pee while something I post finally gets loaded and opens.

It used to be quite prompt a year or so ago. I'm not sure how much of the problem is changes to the site security itself or all the ads, or how much is increased security in the browsers. I've tried with Firefox, Vivaldi, and Opera but there is not much difference.


Yep I’m the same.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Sat May 11, 2024 3:18 pm

Psyber wrote:This site has become very slow. I'm dropping in less and less often...
I could go to the loo for a pee while something I post finally gets loaded and opens.

It used to be quite prompt a year or so ago. I'm not sure how much of the problem is changes to the site security itself or all the ads, or how much is increased security in the browsers. I've tried with Firefox, Vivaldi, and Opera but there is not much difference.


Agree. There’s days where I don’t bother cause it’s that’s slow and full of ads that are slow to close.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sat May 11, 2024 7:00 pm

Posted the same thing a couple of weeks ago @Wedgie
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat May 11, 2024 7:16 pm

Cheers guys, I'll pass it on to Diss.
I haven't noticed anything but I have an ad blocker so maybe it is the ads?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sat May 11, 2024 7:35 pm

I’ve got an ad blocker and it can still be very slow at times.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Sat May 11, 2024 8:42 pm

Glacially slow atm with adblock
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sat May 11, 2024 8:57 pm

Can afford the luxury of a piss, shit and a tug before the page refreshes.
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