Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Dec 06, 2023 11:49 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:Then there’s the ones who buy items off you & then drink your beer…


:lol:
When’s the next summer shed sale?
I’m getting thirsty!


and the missus is getting edgy.........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Dec 06, 2023 2:22 pm

cracka wrote:Or "since I'm doing you a favour taking it off your hands, can you deliver it"


You bloody jinx me.
Giving a lounge away for free and someone just asked can I deliver it
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:57 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
cracka wrote:Or "since I'm doing you a favour taking it off your hands, can you deliver it"


You bloody jinx me.
Giving a lounge away for free and someone just asked can I deliver it

Yeah I can deliver it for $75
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:02 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
cracka wrote:Or "since I'm doing you a favour taking it off your hands, can you deliver it"


You bloody jinx me.
Giving a lounge away for free and someone just asked can I deliver it

Yeah I can deliver it for $75

I know a bloke with a van…
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:03 pm

But he only takes PayPal
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:13 pm

dedja wrote:But he only takes PayPal

Or 3 cartons of beer
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:32 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
cracka wrote:Or "since I'm doing you a favour taking it off your hands, can you deliver it"


You bloody jinx me.
Giving a lounge away for free and someone just asked can I deliver it

:D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:24 am

When people take their stuff out of the microwave before the allotted time and they don’t clear the timer.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:20 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:When people take their stuff out of the microwave before the allotted time and they don’t clear the timer.


Guilty!
I have to take it out before the timer finishes
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:34 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:When people take their stuff out of the microwave before the allotted time and they don’t clear the timer.


Guilty!
I have to take it out before the timer finishes

And then fail to reset?

I’m not complete until I hear the beep…….and I can’t set it to a round number to heat something up.

In the morning when I heat my toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwich I’ll set it as 31 or some random number and link it it to a footballer that wore that guernsey.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:51 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:When people take their stuff out of the microwave before the allotted time and they don’t clear the timer.


Guilty!
I have to take it out before the timer finishes

And then fail to reset?

I’m not complete until I hear the beep…….and I can’t set it to a round number to heat something up.

In the morning when I heat my toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwich I’ll set it as 31 or some random number and link it it to a footballer that wore that guernsey.


I don’t deliberately not reset it but it’s not the first thing on my mine either when I take my food out. :lol:
I do however always wipe it down after using it.

And what are you doing putting toasties in the microwave?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Tue Dec 12, 2023 8:00 am

Having to drain the pool because it's overflowing. Normally this doesn't bother me, but it's December.

I'll be refilling it mid January! (hopefully)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Tue Dec 12, 2023 8:06 am

Humidity...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Tue Dec 12, 2023 9:23 am

wenchbarwer wrote:Humidity...


Felt like North QLD walking outside this morning to go to work
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 12, 2023 10:49 am

amber_fluid wrote:
I don’t deliberately not reset it but it’s not the first thing on my mine either when I take my food out. :lol:
I do however always wipe it down after using it.

And what are you doing putting toasties in the microwave?

Morning routine:
Put hash brown in air fryer.
Have shower then go straight to the kitchen to put toast in.
Get dressed then return to kitchen to make the rest of the toasted sanga, hash brown is now ready too.
31 seconds to nuke the cheese gives me enough time to pour a juice and get my vitamins ready.

Approx 20-25 mins from getting out of bed to getting in the car
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Tue Dec 12, 2023 10:56 am

I'm a strict morning routineer as well...

out of bed, shower, dressed (no socks and shoes yet), make cereal, sit down to watch news bulletin (always starts at the time I sit down), put shoes and socks on, eat cereal (cannot get up until full news bulletin incl. weather is finished), feed animals, put lunch in bag, clean teeth, walk out the door.

From wake up to walk out the door, 30 minutes. Cannot deviate from that routine.

I think I have an OCD problem to be fair
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Dec 12, 2023 11:03 am

MW wrote:I'm a strict morning routineer as well...

out of bed, shower, dressed (no socks and shoes yet), make cereal, sit down to watch news bulletin (always starts at the time I sit down), put shoes and socks on, eat cereal (cannot get up until full news bulletin incl. weather is finished), feed animals, put lunch in bag, clean teeth, walk out the door.

From wake up to walk out the door, 30 minutes. Cannot deviate from that routine.

I think I have an OCD problem to be fair


You both have OCD.
I roll out of bed, scratch me nuts, make a coffee and log onto my computer.
Then I jump on SAFooty and pretend to be working until the wife leaves for work.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 12, 2023 11:05 am

MW wrote:I'm a strict morning routineer as well...

out of bed, shower, dressed (no socks and shoes yet), make cereal, sit down to watch news bulletin (always starts at the time I sit down), put shoes and socks on, eat cereal (cannot get up until full news bulletin incl. weather is finished), feed animals, put lunch in bag, clean teeth, walk out the door.

From wake up to walk out the door, 30 minutes. Cannot deviate from that routine.

I think I have an OCD problem to be fair

I know that I do, it drives me insane if the son gets to the shower before me, he knows he’ll get the knock on the door with the “don’t f*** me around” warning.

His girlfriend turns the air fryer off by turning the temp to zero, some mornings my hash brown finishes it’s 15 minute cycle with no heat chucked at it :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Tue Dec 12, 2023 11:05 am

amber_fluid wrote:
MW wrote:I'm a strict morning routineer as well...

out of bed, shower, dressed (no socks and shoes yet), make cereal, sit down to watch news bulletin (always starts at the time I sit down), put shoes and socks on, eat cereal (cannot get up until full news bulletin incl. weather is finished), feed animals, put lunch in bag, clean teeth, walk out the door.

From wake up to walk out the door, 30 minutes. Cannot deviate from that routine.

I think I have an OCD problem to be fair


You both have OCD.
I roll out of bed, scratch me nuts, make a coffee and log onto my computer.
Then I jump on SAFooty and pretend to be working until the wife leaves for work.


:lol: don't get me wrong, when I WFH during the week, the routine is completely, out the window.
It changes too checking the calendar before I go to bed, set the alarm for 10 minutes prior to my first meeting, and skip breakfast, shower, dressed and go straight to the laptop.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Dec 12, 2023 11:11 am

MW wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:Humidity...


Felt like North QLD walking outside this morning to go to work


As a former Darwin resident, statements like this give me the shits... ;)
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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