Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Dark Knight]

Worst thing about the internet being down is having to watch the cricket on fta

seriously how does anyone watch this shit? Snackmasters Your mum my dad, next it will be an incest show

Do you just mean the ads are bad or the Channel Nine hosting coverage aswell?

[stampy]

SAPN shutting down solar systems, had to pay for power from the grid from 10am yesterday and today they have done the same thing from 1pm ffs..., even stops powering my battery

[Lightning McQueen]

Daughter approaches a train crossing in a 60km zone, dingers go off as she is close so she tries to slow down but realizes she won't stop in time so she goes through.

$600 fine, 3 points.

You apparently have 4.5 seconds to get through once they go off, the photo is after 54 seconds and she is on the tracks do 50kmp/h, if she stayed doing 60 there wouldn't have been a problem.

I told her the importance of not hesitating when driving, if you're gonna go, you go, if you're unsure, you don't.

[Footy Chick]

Happened to me once, (not at a train crossing though) , i'd passed the point of no return and there was someone up my clacker so had to go through traffic lights, which i still swear weren't red but there happened to be a cop at the lights too, he pulled me over and regardless of who was behind me, i still should've stopped.


"me: so it's better for me to slam on the breaks so someone behind me can run up the back of me and push me into oncoming traffic, and potentially cause more damage, rather than keep going as i was and no one was harmed..."

Okaaaay

[Armchair expert]

Rain

I'm over it

no smartarse comments required

[locky801]

Rain

I'm over it

no smartarse comments required

2 months time you will be whinging it's too hot, just like me

[Brodlach]

Rain

I'm over it

no smartarse comments required

2 minutes time you will be whinging it's too hot, just like me

EFA

[Booney]

F*cken dodgy employers and not being able to help your kids.

[Lightning McQueen]

F*cken dodgy employers and not being able to help your kids.

I'm hearing you.

[MW]

F*cken dodgy employers and not being able to help your kids.

I'm hearing you.

While it sucks, it is very much an employees market so best advice is to go looking elsewhere if having issues.

[Booney]

F*cken dodgy employers and not being able to help your kids.

I'm hearing you.

While it sucks, it is very much an employees market so best advice is to go looking elsewhere if having issues.

Absolutely it is.

[Jimmy_041]

Warner playing the victim card

The c*** is a cheat

[whufc]

Warner playing the victim card

The c*** is a cheat

Has to be in the top few most unlikeable Aussie cricketers in my lifetime.

[amber_fluid]

Warner playing the victim card

The c*** is a cheat

Has to be in the top few most unlikeable Aussie cricketers in my lifetime.

I’d have Marnus well above him.

And poster boy Cummins is losing fans every time he opens his mouth.

[whufc]

Warner playing the victim card

The c*** is a cheat

Has to be in the top few most unlikeable Aussie cricketers in my lifetime.

I’d have Marnus well above him.

And poster boy Cummins is losing fans every time he opens his mouth.

For me Marnus sits below him, whilst Marnus is a grade A dickhead he's yet to prove himself as a cheat and manipulator of younger cricketers.

Agree about Cummins as well, I've been a tad off him since Langergate in which he seemed to play a decisive role the second he got the captaincy.

[Lightning McQueen]

Warner playing the victim card

The c*** is a cheat

He fails to realize that he isn't in contention for a leadership role because he doesn't possess leadership qualities.

The dude can bat and he has come along way since being earmarked as a Super 6/T20 player only, but he will be forgotten as soon as he retires.

Just pre-announcing a retirement reeks of flogger-like personality, you don't always have to do the right thing to be loved and respected by the Aussie cricket public, Roy proved that, you do have to be a decent bloke though, he's no Haydo's, Gilly or Dizzy.

[Jimmy_041]

If anyone thinks (I do) Australian cricket is in a spot of bother, then wait for:

Warner - hold my beer...........

[helicopterking]

If anyone thinks (I do) Australian cricket is in a spot of bother, then wait for:

Warner - hold my beer...........

They don’t really have a marketable cricketer now People have turned on Cummins.
Smith and Marnus, why they are exceptional bats, the garbage they go
On with Makes them abrasive to the general public.
Warner is disliked by just about everyone, Usman is awesome but his Captaincy ship sailed when Langer refused to play him.
They won’t use Lyon is the face of Aust cricket and Heads game doesn’t allow for leadership credentials. Starc not far from being finished.
It basically leaves Green, Carey and Hazelwood as guys who are somewhat Marketable and don’t piss off the general, not entirely cricket loving public.
Hence the call from the general public for fresh faces to be playing, as they are thriving to find someone semi likeable.

[whufc]

If anyone thinks (I do) Australian cricket is in a spot of bother, then wait for:

Warner - hold my beer...........

They don’t really have a marketable cricketer now People have turned on Cummins.
Smith and Marnus, why they are exceptional bats, the garbage they go
On with Makes them abrasive to the general public.
Warner is disliked by just about everyone, Usman is awesome but his Captaincy ship sailed when Langer refused to play him.
They won’t use Lyon is the face of Aust cricket and Heads game doesn’t allow for leadership credentials. Starc not far from being finished.
It basically leaves Green, Carey and Hazelwood as guys who are somewhat Marketable and don’t piss off the general, not entirely cricket loving public.
Hence the call from the general public for fresh faces to be playing, as they are thriving to find someone semi likeable.

Lyon has turned from being the most loveable bloke to an absolute dickhead as his fame grew.

Carey could be but his really just Paine mk2

[locky801]

3 games of cricket on the box

Aust/Eng
NZ/India
SA/Qld

raining at all of them FFS