Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Eagles2014 » Sun Nov 07, 2021 5:01 pm

Corona Man wrote:Golfers who can’t count…. Cheating pricks.


That’s when you get in first and tell them what they had. “Seven for you mate”, “no, had six”, re count with him, driver, 2, 3, two in bunker, two putts, yep 7. Much easier than them saying six and you having to challenge them. They will soon get the message you are on to them :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Nov 07, 2021 5:24 pm

Eagles2014 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Golfers who can’t count…. Cheating pricks.


That’s when you get in first and tell them what they had. “Seven for you mate”, “no, had six”, re count with him, driver, 2, 3, two in bunker, two putts, yep 7. Much easier than them saying six and you having to challenge them. They will soon get the message you are on to them :shock:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:40 pm

Fuel prices
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Nov 08, 2021 1:22 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Fuel prices


yeah i got 1.51 this morning and thought i won the lottery...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 15, 2021 12:46 pm

Been in a new office for about 6 weeks, my screens were a bit too big for how the desk was so I made do with what I had.

I started getting a sore upper back/neck a few weeks ago, I put it down to being under a bit of extra stress working some longer hours.

Last week the pain was getting extreme and was making my arm all weird too so I seen a physio, looks like being somewhat twisted while seated while working has caused a pinched nerve.

The pain in my back and neck is intense along with my arm that just continually throbs, who would've thunk?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Nov 17, 2021 11:11 am

twice a day my co-worker stands up and scratches his back under his shirt with his metal ruler for a solid 2 minutes straight. I am at breaking point.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 11:12 am

MW wrote:twice a day my co-worker stands up and scratches his back under his shirt with his metal ruler for a solid 2 minutes straight. I am at breaking point.
You should help him out if it is stressing you that bad seeing him struggle[emoji3]

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 17, 2021 12:02 pm

MW wrote:twice a day my co-worker stands up and scratches his back under his shirt with his metal ruler for a solid 2 minutes straight. I am at breaking point.


Oh man, that's a good scratch. Nice.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Nov 17, 2021 12:44 pm

MW wrote:twice a day my co-worker stands up and scratches his back under his shirt with his metal ruler for a solid 2 minutes straight. I am at breaking point.

Put a dob of superglue on the end of the ruler. Hilarity!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed Nov 17, 2021 1:59 pm

seriously he stands up in an open office area, and eyeballs people as he does it. it's creepy AF...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:08 pm

MW wrote:seriously he stands up in an open office area, and eyeballs people as he does it. it's creepy AF...


I'd eyeball him back, make sure he's looking at you, then wink.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:22 pm

People who cannot comprehend when you say, on Friday at 5pm that it will take 14 days to get something for them, and then ask 9am on Monday morning where it is.

I told another bloke last Thursday that he wont get what he wants until 24th November.
He just sent me an e-mail asking where it is.

Shall I send him this?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:30 pm

Nah tell them it's delayed until the 26th!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Nov 20, 2021 12:57 pm

Booking an uber the night before a flight and it not rocking up. We ended up ordering a random uber from the other side of town, we got to the airport about 30 seconds after baggage check in closed off but luckily we had 3 staff who got the bags on board for us and we walked straight through the gate onto the plane.
Lesson learnt.

Oh, Uber gave me $10 credit for the inconvenience, that would have been of great help if we missed the ******* plane.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Sat Nov 20, 2021 6:45 pm

I have had 3 no shows from Uber (not for flights).

According to one driver if an OLA job comes up they will ditch the Uber job as they make more money from OLA.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:21 am

DOC wrote:I have had 3 no shows from Uber (not for flights).

According to one driver if an OLA job comes up they will ditch the Uber job as they make more money from OLA.

And still charge you a $10 cancelation fee.

The pricks charged me $67 last Saturday night for a trip I didn't make. They then had the audacity to apologize to me for allowing someone else to take my booking, I didn't book the f****** trip.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:11 am

I only use OLA now.
Every week they send an email for between 10 and 20% off all rides


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Mon Nov 22, 2021 5:22 pm

Never used an Uber and never will
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:57 pm

locky801 wrote:Never used an Uber and never will


Can I ask the obvious question? Why?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 23, 2021 4:04 pm

gadj1976 wrote:
locky801 wrote:Never used an Uber and never will


Can I ask the obvious question? Why?

Yeah, you get the odd hiccup from time to time but generally decent service and far cheaper than a taxi.
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