Things that make you laugh

Anything!

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Mon Aug 16, 2021 11:35 am

The Bedge wrote:Laughed this morning.. how times have changed.

I remember when i worked in a servo, was a big poster used to say take helmets / facemasks off before entering store.

Now there is a big poster that says can not enter without putting facemask on :lol:


I filled up with petrol today at 5am and as I put my mask on to go in and pay I had a blow out and the strings on the mask both snapped, didn't have any spares in the car either.

Walked in the petrol station with my collar of the jacket I was wearing over my mouth and nose so I didn't feel like a criminal. How times have changed.
RIP PH408 63notoutforever
User avatar
whufc
Coach
 
 
Posts: 27453
Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:56 am
Location: Blakeview
Has liked: 5565 times
Been liked: 2519 times
Grassroots Team: BSR

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:38 pm

The Bedge wrote:Laughed this morning.. how times have changed.

I remember when i worked in a servo, was a big poster used to say take helmets / facemasks off before entering store.

Now there is a big poster that says can not enter without putting facemask on :lol:


Yep, working in a bank its completely weird, esp as I've been in a hold up its quite disconcerting!
User avatar
Dutchy
Site Admin
 
 
Posts: 44455
Joined: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:24 am
Location: Location, Location
Has liked: 2311 times
Been liked: 3482 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Aug 20, 2021 10:45 am

I laugh when I post something in the ammos thread and people with over-inflated ego's think it's about them, when in reality we all know I would never give them the time of day :lol: :lol:
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...

Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
User avatar
Footy Chick
Moderator
 
 
Posts: 26695
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:44 pm
Location: anywhere I want to be...
Has liked: 1737 times
Been liked: 2144 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Aug 20, 2021 10:52 am

About 20 past.
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 12397
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 1275 times
Been liked: 3461 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 20, 2021 11:01 am

Chick at work was sliding a box along the ground and thought she'd be funny and said to me "Hey look at my big box"

I returned with "Yeah, I can see it, it's dragging along the ground"

With that she lost grip, dropped it and then fell over it pissing herself laughing.

I then done the right thing, grabbed her box and took it to where it was heading.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Fri Aug 20, 2021 11:26 am

A man walking a wombat on a lead this morning. Went around the block just to see if I saw that correctly.
July 11th 2012....
Brodlach wrote:Rory Laird might end up the best IMO, he is an absolute jet. He has been in great form at the Bloods
User avatar
Brodlach
Coach
 
 
Posts: 47296
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:18 pm
Location: Unley
Has liked: 72 times
Been liked: 4206 times
Grassroots Team: Colonel Light Gardens

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Fri Aug 20, 2021 11:32 am

Brodlach wrote:A man walking a wombat on a lead this morning. Went around the block just to see if I saw that correctly.


Did you yell out, "Hey, fatso"??
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
User avatar
am Bays
Coach
 
 
Posts: 18498
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:04 pm
Location: The back bar at Lennies
Has liked: 162 times
Been liked: 1804 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:19 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.
Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
The Bedge
Coach
 
 
Posts: 16315
Joined: Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:28 pm
Location: BarbeeCueAria
Has liked: 3188 times
Been liked: 3989 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:22 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work was sliding a box along the ground and thought she'd be funny and said to me "Hey look at my big box"

I returned with "Yeah, I can see it, it's dragging along the ground"

With that she lost grip, dropped it and then fell over it pissing herself laughing.

I then done the right thing, grabbed her box and took it to where it was heading.


Who said chivalry was dead?
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 12397
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 1275 times
Been liked: 3461 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:31 pm

The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:33 pm

Corona Man wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work was sliding a box along the ground and thought she'd be funny and said to me "Hey look at my big box"

I returned with "Yeah, I can see it, it's dragging along the ground"

With that she lost grip, dropped it and then fell over it pissing herself laughing.

I then done the right thing, grabbed her box and took it to where it was heading.


Who said chivalry was dead?


Yeah, I'd hate to see a woman struggling with her box.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:53 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.
One handed?

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk
tipper
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:45 am
Has liked: 359 times
Been liked: 531 times
Grassroots Team: Peake

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:54 pm

tipper wrote:One handed?

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk

It takes two hands to handle a burger.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Aug 20, 2021 1:08 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:One handed?

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk

It takes two hands to handle a burger.
She had a burger box???[emoji15]

Sent from my SM-G781B using Tapatalk
Matty Wade is a star and deserves more respect from the forum family!
User avatar
mighty_tiger_79
Coach
 
Posts: 56644
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:29 pm
Location: at the TAB
Has liked: 11807 times
Been liked: 3582 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Aug 20, 2021 1:26 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.


“Ah, I was just making sure…”
2017 safooty NFL tipping champ

Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive...
Spargo
Coach
 
 
Posts: 15877
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:42 pm
Location: Getting out of Dodge
Has liked: 5457 times
Been liked: 5089 times
Grassroots Team: Sacred Heart OC

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:07 pm

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.


“Ah, I was just making sure…”


"I think I'll move to Australia."
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:17 pm

tipper wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.
One handed?

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk


NSFW

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1aa4ab7e-feb1-43f6-aeda-aa77a951dd74/gif
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
User avatar
am Bays
Coach
 
 
Posts: 18498
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:04 pm
Location: The back bar at Lennies
Has liked: 162 times
Been liked: 1804 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:33 pm


Iconic moment of cinematography.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:33 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:One handed?

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk

It takes two hands to handle a burger.
She had a burger box???[emoji15]

Sent from my SM-G781B using Tapatalk


Finger licking good.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 24, 2021 3:24 pm

Someone keeps ringing this angry dude at work from a private number, he answers and they hang up.

They keep doing it and he keeps answering it, getting angrier each time but he can't help but answer it in the same polite manner each time.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
 
Posts: 51284
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has liked: 4339 times
Been liked: 7902 times

PreviousNext

Board index   General Talk  General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 13 guests

Around the place

Competitions   SANFL Official Site | Country Footy SA | Southern Football League | VFL Footy
Club Forums   Snouts Louts | The Roost | Redlegs Forum |