Things that make you laugh

[whufc]

Our new owners, I've been reporting for reporting sake the last month, absolute farce.

I've just been asked :

"Your May report includes no indication of June sales estimates, can you confirm as to why?"

"Yes, I spent most of May doing reports and haven't looked at June figures yet"

3....2....1.......

Get ya feels...….a fair portion is my job is reporting reports that go to Council and I know as fact in most cases they don't actually even get read but its all part of the contract so has to be done.

I'm going to put some Austen Tayshus in a report soon, see if anyone reads it.

The worst part about our reports is that they do become public viewable so we have to balance what we place in these especially information that may be used by our competitors. That ends up meaning their full of fluff and no substance.

[tipper]

Our new owners, I've been reporting for reporting sake the last month, absolute farce.

I've just been asked :

"Your May report includes no indication of June sales estimates, can you confirm as to why?"

"Yes, I spent most of May doing reports and haven't looked at June figures yet"

3....2....1.......

I hear you. This morning we had a meeting about the meeting we have this afternoon...

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[Dutchy]

Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave

[Booney]

Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave

Bumble last night.... "It's quite warm, over 20°"

[Armchair expert]

Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave

Saw some poms on Instagram having a bonfire during a "heatwave"

[cracka]

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[Lightning McQueen]

I didn't realize on how much I use a microwave until I spent a couple of days without one.

Will be on the first thing on the agenda after work today.

Discovering that you don't have things that you just take for granted is fun while setting up a new house.

[Armchair expert]

Mayweather just toying with that Paul wanker

[amber_fluid]

Mayweather just toying with that Paul wanker

You’d love for a miracle to happen and he knocks the **** out of Mayweather!

[Booney]

Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

[Lightning McQueen]

Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.

[Pseudo]

Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.

Now I've got it as an earworm, you bastards....

[Booney]

Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.

Now I've got it as an earworm, you bastards....

My work here is done.

[Lightning McQueen]

My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!

[Corona Man]

Coaching review at Carlton takes the headlines....... Nathan Buckley, hold my beer.

[Pseudo]

My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!

You bastard, you've done it again..... "to the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees..." AAAAAAUUGHHHHHH!

[Brodlach]

My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!

You bastard, you've done it again..... "to the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees..." AAAAAAUUGHHHHHH!

Push pineapples shake the tree...

[Corona Man]

State of Origin bum sniffers generating about the same amount of interest as Flog boy Goodes rejecting his Hall of fame nomination.

Who gives a ****..

[Brodlach]

I’m no fan of Goodes and would not boo him but I do say well done to him for sticking with his convictions and not accepting the nomination. It’s his right to say no he doesn’t want it.

As a football fan I hope he one day feels enough ground has been made up that he will accept the award he certainly deserves.

[Corona Man]

I’m no fan of Goodes and would not boo him but I do say well done to him for sticking with his convictions and not accepting the nomination. It’s his right to say no he doesn’t want it.

As a football fan I hope he one day feels enough ground has been made up that he will accept the award he certainly deserves.

As a footballer he deserves the award. If he chooses to accept fine. If he chooses to decline, fine. I really don’t care. Same for Rugby League, don’t care, would rather watch paint dry.