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Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:18 pm

First four customers in the front bar today, grandpa, mum and 2 screaming 3 year olds climbing all over the pool table.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:19 am

I know Im an old bastard, but anytime I hear the term "influencer" I f***ing cringe and stop reading/watching whatever form of media it is they're being mentioned on.

HTF some young chick/dude already with a face full of Botox gets such a large following has got me buggered.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:38 pm

Tim Paine and Justin Langer. 'Brains Trust'.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:56 pm

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Yuck.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:37 am

sending out an email to a rather large group of people, to then got bombarded with a stack of responses from people that clearly didnt read anything more than the title...

ffs the initial email was only 7 sentences, not like it was a frigging novel or something.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:56 am

tipper wrote:sending out an email to a rather large group of people, to then got bombarded with a stack of responses from people that clearly didnt read anything more than the title...

ffs the initial email was only 7 sentences, not like it was a frigging novel or something.

How long was the email?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:16 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:sending out an email to a rather large group of people, to then got bombarded with a stack of responses from people that clearly didnt read anything more than the title...

ffs the initial email was only 7 sentences, not like it was a frigging novel or something.

How long was the email?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:43 pm

When your missus & daughters catch all the squid & crabs.
Dirty day for this Dad today, only being numbed now by the beer... :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:21 pm

Spargo wrote:When your missus & daughters catch all the squid & crabs.
Dirty day for this Dad today, only being numbed now by the beer... :oops:

Haha that’s fantastic
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:30 pm

At least you have something
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Jan 21, 2021 9:54 pm

Flying over to Adelaide this weekend to watch a game of cricket that’s been abandoned....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:54 am

Spargo wrote:When your missus & daughters catch all the squid & crabs.
Dirty day for this Dad today, only being numbed now by the beer... :oops:


Feel for you mate, someone catching you fresh seafood to enjoy with your beers on holidays. Battle through mate, you can do it.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am

Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:When your missus & daughters catch all the squid & crabs.
Dirty day for this Dad today, only being numbed now by the beer... :oops:


Feel for you mate, someone catching you fresh seafood to enjoy with your beers on holidays. Battle through mate, you can do it.

#putyourcrabsout

Indeed, it’s a struggle. Off to Turton this morning to check out a mate’s new house & have lunch cooked for me overlooking the water.
Will have to dig deep today...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:59 am

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:When your missus & daughters catch all the squid & crabs.
Dirty day for this Dad today, only being numbed now by the beer... :oops:


Feel for you mate, someone catching you fresh seafood to enjoy with your beers on holidays. Battle through mate, you can do it.

#putyourcrabsout

Indeed, it’s a struggle. Off to Turton this morning to check out a mate’s new house & have lunch cooked for me overlooking the water.
Will have to dig deep today...


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:08 am

Love the pub at Turton, sitting on the grass with a beer. Beaut spot
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:06 am

Corona Man wrote:Flying over to Adelaide this weekend to watch a game of cricket that’s been abandoned....
Straight to the pub

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:09 am

Brodlach wrote:Love the pub at Turton, sitting on the grass with a beer. Beaut spot


Unfortunately it's a Tavern not a pub ;) no betting allowed (unless you've got an online account I guess)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:13 am

MW wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Love the pub at Turton, sitting on the grass with a beer. Beaut spot


Unfortunately it's a Tavern not a pub ;) no betting allowed (unless you've got an online account I guess)


Serve beer, it’s a pub.


I didn’t know if was the difference between a pub and a tavern
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:20 am

I'm not sure that's the strict definition, but know they cannot put betting facilities in there for licensing reasons much to the disgust of my mates who have a place there and love a punt.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirty dog » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:52 am

MW wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Love the pub at Turton, sitting on the grass with a beer. Beaut spot


Unfortunately it's a Tavern not a pub ;) no betting allowed (unless you've got an online account I guess)

The Tav at Pt Huges and Wally both have punting and I’m sure plenty on here have been in both.
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