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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:37 pm

We were walking through Stratco yesterday afternoon looking for some bolts that were missing for a dressing table when my daughter spots a sign that said half nuts.

She then taps my son on the shoulder and says "Hey look, there's you".



*He lost a testicle last year in a schoolyard accident.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:56 am

I was today years old when I realised why they call Andrew Forrest "Twiggy" :lol: :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:16 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:We were walking through Stratco yesterday afternoon looking for some bolts that were missing for a dressing table when my daughter spots a sign that said half nuts.

She then taps my son on the shoulder and says "Hey look, there's you".



*He lost a testicle last year in a schoolyard accident.



how on earth do you tell us that story....but not the story of how it happened.

like man, that is ****** up i hope he is all good and no long term issues etc.

but man..... howwwww



(ps sorry if you have told this story on here before)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:38 pm

Page 119 of what makes you sad.

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Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Got called away to the hospital yesterday after my lad got kicked in the nuts messing about at school, had a hematoma and was getting no blood supply to his golf ball sized haggot so was then rushed to the WCH from Modbury.

They were thinking of operating but in the end it was preferred that it heal naturally after all the scans and ultrasounds showed there should be no permanent damage, pretty scary ordeal though, he was in absolute agony and I could feel the pain.


Bloody hell, thats worst nightmare kinda stuff, hope your lad's on the mend ASAP mate


It was, I can't handle seeing my kids hurt, they generally have strong thresholds so I know they are serious when they show it.

Sadly they’re removing his testicle tonight, I feel broken and sick
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:55 pm

holy shit! sorry i didnt see this before.

hope he is as good as can be expected now!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:02 pm

Johno6 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We were walking through Stratco yesterday afternoon looking for some bolts that were missing for a dressing table when my daughter spots a sign that said half nuts.

She then taps my son on the shoulder and says "Hey look, there's you".



*He lost a testicle last year in a schoolyard accident.



how on earth do you tell us that story....but not the story of how it happened.

like man, that is ****** up i hope he is all good and no long term issues etc.

but man..... howwwww



(ps sorry if you have told this story on here before)


It cost him an association batting, bowling and cricketer of the year trophy but he ended up coming back for the Grand Final, didn't play at all last season though.

He handled it better than I did, his first night at Central try-outs he introduced himself as one-nut.

He's always smiling and always positive, he just has to guard his other one with dear life, he can't really get a prosthetic until he's 18-20, otherwise they'll be lop-sided.

When we came back from his brain operation I said "Geez, that's a pretty impressive scar behind your ear"

His reply "If you think that's impressive you should see the one on my ballsack"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:31 am

When you get quoted $450-$500 to fix an air con fault in your vehicle.
(I know very little re mechanics) but a quick online search & YouTube video, even I can do this job in 10 minutes.
The part cost me $23 on eBay...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:35 am

Spargo wrote:When you get quoted $450-$500 to fix an air con fault in your vehicle.
(I know very little re mechanics) but a quick online search & YouTube video, even I can do this job in 10 minutes.
The part cost me $23 on eBay...

Same as dishwashers and washing machines.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:43 am

Spargo wrote:When you get quoted $450-$500 to fix an air con fault in your vehicle.
(I know very little re mechanics) but a quick online search & YouTube video, even I can do this job in 10 minutes.
The part cost me $23 on eBay...


Same with my evap AC. Quoted 400 to replace a solenoid valve I found online for $30 and did it myself in 10 minutes.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:17 pm

The new Borat movie. I have tears. Geez the yanks must hate him. The debutante ball father and daughter dance is ******* hilarious.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:58 pm

6am: Rise and shine, a new week, I'll go for a ride this arvo and a trip to the gym.
noon: Looking forward to knock off, ride, gym and stop in for some shopping afterwards as I prepare my list.
2pm: Might just do the gym, don't know if I can be bothered with the ride.
4pm: What a shit day, f*** I feel like a beer.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:09 pm

Cornesy on ch 7 saying Port would have made a better fist of it on Saturday night...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:22 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Cornesy on ch 7 saying Port would have made a better fist of it on Saturday night...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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If Gablett didn't break 5 minutes in Danger plays more in the middle and a decent defender isn't wasted trying to nullify Gablett's impact, in the end Bobo The Clown could've stood him.

So many variables, and then there's Dusty.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:27 pm

#DonutDick trending on Twitter. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:28 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:18 pm

Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:19 pm

Wedgie wrote:Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:20 pm

Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.


Big hands.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:25 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:34 pm

Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.


Big hands.


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