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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:09 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The pain in the arse drug dealing centrelink rorting neighbours moving out a couple of weeks ago.

Their replacement: A lesbian couple.


The dream couple or the big hairy type?

I've only seen one of them outside of the car, mid 20's and pretty tidy.

Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Brodlach » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:15 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The pain in the arse drug dealing centrelink rorting neighbours moving out a couple of weeks ago.

Their replacement: A lesbian couple.


The dream couple or the big hairy type?

I've only seen one of them outside of the car, mid 20's and pretty tidy.

Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?


They were wearing these

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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:26 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The pain in the arse drug dealing centrelink rorting neighbours moving out a couple of weeks ago.

Their replacement: A lesbian couple.


The dream couple or the big hairy type?

I've only seen one of them outside of the car, mid 20's and pretty tidy.

Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?


Don’t spoil the story........
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:26 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:28 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Don’t spoil the story........

The wife asked me a while back how I viewed lesbian relationships........................"in hi definition" wasn't the answer she was looking for.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby JK » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:28 pm

This is starting to sound like American Pie 2
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:28 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


Coincidence I’m sure you were sitting out the back while they were at the same time
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Magellan » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:29 pm

Good luck snatching a look, just make sure you don't clam up if you've get the chance to flap your gums at them.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby DOC » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:31 pm

Do they speak English or Gaelic?
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Brodlach » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:33 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


They were recruiting for their team?
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:34 pm

now he has to place a few strategically placed holes in the fence to see through whilst enjoying the entertainment area :D
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:40 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:now he has to place a few strategically placed holes in the fence to see through whilst enjoying the entertainment area :D

My gutters will be clean :lol:
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:45 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


Coincidence I’m sure you were sitting out the back while they were at the same time


We were there first :D

It's a pity summer has ended.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Brodlach » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:46 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


Coincidence I’m sure you were sitting out the back while they were at the same time


We were there first :D

It's a pity summer has ended.


So you came first? Hardly surprising :lol:
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:49 pm

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So you came first? Hardly surprising :lol:

No one told me it wasn't a race.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Spargo » Thu Apr 16, 2020 4:12 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


See if you can get a look at what sneakers they wear.
Apparently they’ve brought out a new range in lesbian sports shoes - “Dikey”
Unfortunately 10,000 pairs have been called backed because the tongues weren’t long enough...
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Brodlach » Thu Apr 16, 2020 4:13 pm

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


See if you can get a look at what sneakers they wear.
Apparently they’ve brought out a new range in lesbian sports shoes - “Dikey”
Unfortunately 10,000 pairs have been called backed because the tongues weren’t long enough...


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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Corona Man » Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:17 pm

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


See if you can get a look at what sneakers they wear.
Apparently they’ve brought out a new range in lesbian sports shoes - “Dikey”
Unfortunately 10,000 pairs have been called backed because the tongues weren’t long enough...


I read somewhere that many lesbians are involved in the flooring game, in particular floor boards...... after-all, its all just tongue in groove stuff...
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Booney » Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:28 am

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Re: Things that you rate!

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