The never ending No AFL in the SANFL whinge thread

[Booney]

Ok, in the beginning Sanful made Adelaide.

Adelaide were born in a court room.

[Booney]

****. I've seen it all now.

And he avoids my posts.

[Booney]

Simply. Best. Post. Ever.

You should read more posts then.

[MW]

Was I the only one who read that long post in the voice of Jules on Pulp Fiction?

[bennymacca]

Bravo

[johntheclaret]

Ok, in the beginning Sanful made Adelaide.

Adelaide were born in a court room.

Spoil sport

[JK]

Was I the only one who read that long post in the voice of Jules on Pulp Fiction?

[Booney]

Was I the only one who read that long post?

Unbelievably I don't think you were.

[mighty hounds]

Was I the only one who read that long post?

Unbelievably I don't think you were.

guilty

[johntheclaret]

****. I've seen it all now.

And he avoids my posts.

Haha, if only that were possible. Bloody hard though when you post in every thread on the forum

[CUTTERMAN]

Yeah that about sums it up.

I'll question the complicating things though. I get in strife elsewhere for being patronising and condescending by not going into detail and just poking fun at people. So I don't do that and carefully explain through my opinion. Now I get criticism for that!

Bunch of bloody Goldilocks in here.

The reason you're getting in trouble is that your basic argument is flawed.
Simple.
You can put on all the icing and cherries that you want, it's still going to smell like shit if it's a turd.

and yet there isn't a single refutation of any significance beyond "nah you're wrong".

If my arguments area flawed. Prove it.

What, all of them

Ok, in the beginning Sanful made Adelaide. But he could see that Adelaide was lonely so he created Port that she may mate with Adelaide. But Port was greedy and disobeyed Sanful and ate from the forbidden Aful tree, so Sanful banished Adelaide and Port from the garden of sanful.
Adelaide and Port travelled far until they came upon the sinful and corrupt city of AvFL. But there was no room in the inn, for AvFL already begat a Magpie and for sure would not allow another.
Port begat two sons, Power and Magpie, but Power slain his brother Magpie in an act of treacherous fraticide so he could dwell in the sinful city of AvFL.
Port begate another offspring, and named that bastard child also Magpie.

Benevolent sanful came upon Port and her bastard offspring Magpie, but the immaculate conception was surely weak and deformed. Sanful took pity upon mother and child, and fed them with 15 million loaves and fishes. Then a wondrous miracle did occur, for Power would preach to his followers in the church of the blind faith,. He would preach of his history, of his time in the garden of sanful, but sanful had begat other offspring whose followers were from the church of the nonbeliever, who knew what was true and that the Magpie was surely cunning.
For these were the followers of the Bulldog and the Tiger, the Rooster and the Panther, of noble beast who served sanful and obeyed the ways of sanful.

Adelaide begat another son and named him Raven for he was the child of evil and deceit. Adelaide and Port returned to sanful and asked that he would let their children enter the garden. For sure sanful was weak and easily fooled by his lust for false promIses, promises of many followers, of wealth and good fortune. And truly the Rooster, the Tiger the Woodeagle and the beastless ones did sucker to sanful and threw open the gates to the garden.
Only the Panther and the Bulldog could foresee the plagues that would beset sanful, but he was blinded.

The Raven and Magpie were conceited and vain children, and like their parents had done, stole and ate the harvest from the garden, that their siblings would have none. Surely sanful grew weak as his children grew weak and his followers did abandon them. But sanful did love Raven and Magpie and did foresake his own. Then AvFL did awaken and did call to Adelaide and Port and did proclaim, bring your children to me for I am the word and my word is the law. And low Adelaide and Port would take their children from the garden of sanful because they were indeed powerful and would lead them to the promised land, a land where all the children of the AvFL would live and prosper.
And AvFL did proclaim that sanful was a blasphemer and did crucify him and his children be enslaved to serve the new king. And his word was so.

“.....and Power betrayed bastard son Magpie and lusted to partake of some pokie pokie in The Land Of Promise, for Magpie was lured by Power’s forked tongue and accused Power of deceit whence by Power did smite Magpie once and for all.”

[holden78]

The truth hurts but don’t let the media’s treacherous Gayfl agenda be forgotten.
From day one the SANFL has lost the publicity war and failed to prosecute it’s history and differences with
the vigour SANFL fans wanted and deserved,

[UK Fan]

Simply. Best. Post. Ever.

#hailthekingJTC

Praise The Lord!!!!!!!


But what about the "N" I thought it was all about the "N".


Hahahahaha

[Magellan]

Quite appropriately, it seems like John the Claret has been partaking in the Holy Whine.

[LMA]

Ok, in the beginning Sanful made Adelaide.

Adelaide were born in a court room.

And conceived at Alberton

[StrayDog]

Was I the only one who read that long post in the voice of Jules on Pulp Fiction?

Mine was the voice of Brother Maynard's Brother during the encounter between Arthur, his Round Table knights and the deadly Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Probably says more about me than anything else though.

[Wedgie]

I read it in Daffy Duck's voice.

[morell]

I read it with a peach inspediment

[LMA]

Nearly 7 days since a post, is the whinging subsiding. Here go, back up the top where it belongs

[mighty_tiger_79]

Nearly 7 days since a post, is the whinging subsiding. Here go, back up the top where it belongs

Never subsides whilst there are practice matches going on...