Port Adelaide 2017

[MW]

Now I'm confused...

[morell]

Now I'm confused...

Pls see previous post for clarification. Might want to print it out in small font and keep in your wallet.

[MW]

Now I'm confused...

Pls see previous post for clarification. Might want to print it out in small font and keep in your wallet.

No need, I'm happy to wear what I want.

[morell]

Well then what are you confused about? What you want?

[MW]

Well then what are you confused about? What you want?

How some things are ok (pom poms on beanies... ) yet baseball caps are not (at night time).

All good, each to their own.

[Lightning McQueen]

Just so the thread doesn't get continually derailed, here are morell's top 10 style tips for the unassuming gentleman (21+) attending the football

1. Under no circumstances should you wear game day apparel (guernsey, shorts) unless you're a player in said team. Grand Finals excepted.
2. Gimick items normally purchased at the Royal Adelaide show (jester hats, wizard hats, mohawks et al) are never permissible.
3. Caps are totally fine on sunny days, provided they are worn frontwards to protect from the sun. Never backwards! Ever!
4. Merchandise should either be new and relevant to the season or vintage. Please stop wearing that faded polo from 2011.
5. Scarves/Beanies are great, in fact encouraged. Smothering them in player badges or other shit, is not. Sauce and mustard stains understandable.
6. Face painting? Are you ******* 8 years old? No.
7. Weather appropriate clothes please. No one cares about your beach biceps. You look like a twat freezing in the cold with your sleeveless vest.
8. Sunglasses obviously an essential item, but try and find a pair that don't look like they're from the Caltex on O'Connell street.
9. Its a rule in life, but never, ever wear sneakers with jeans. Ever. No excuses, I don't care if they're super expensive retro Nikes. Grow up.
10. Football should be neat casual. Enough with the nightclub attire because you think there might be someone drunk and cute on the hill.

Ok, there we go, now back to the footy!

Gimmick*

[morell]

Pom poms on beanies are decorative and add a sense of frivolity. Baseball caps at night time add a sense of being a dork.

[morell]

Just so the thread doesn't get continually derailed, here are morell's top 10 style tips for the unassuming gentleman (21+) attending the football

1. Under no circumstances should you wear game day apparel (guernsey, shorts) unless you're a player in said team. Grand Finals excepted.
2. Gimick items normally purchased at the Royal Adelaide show (jester hats, wizard hats, mohawks et al) are never permissible.
3. Caps are totally fine on sunny days, provided they are worn frontwards to protect from the sun. Never backwards! Ever!
4. Merchandise should either be new and relevant to the season or vintage. Please stop wearing that faded polo from 2011.
5. Scarves/Beanies are great, in fact encouraged. Smothering them in player badges or other shit, is not. Sauce and mustard stains understandable.
6. Face painting? Are you ******* 8 years old? No.
7. Weather appropriate clothes please. No one cares about your beach biceps. You look like a twat freezing in the cold with your sleeveless vest.
8. Sunglasses obviously an essential item, but try and find a pair that don't look like they're from the Caltex on O'Connell street.
9. Its a rule in life, but never, ever wear sneakers with jeans. Ever. No excuses, I don't care if they're super expensive retro Nikes. Grow up.
10. Football should be neat casual. Enough with the nightclub attire because you think there might be someone drunk and cute on the hill.

Ok, there we go, now back to the footy!

Gimmick*

Thanks LM, good catch.

[MW]

Pom poms on beanies are decorative and add a sense of frivolity. Baseball caps at night time add a sense of being a dork.

like I said...

[morell]

Pom poms on beanies are decorative and add a sense of frivolity. Baseball caps at night time add a sense of being a dork.

like I said...

and like I said, print a copy out.

I might make some on a business card to hand out to people.

[MW]

You're either ignorant, or stupid.

[Brodlach]

Only people with Pom poms should be cheer leaders

[morell]

Says the guy wearing cargo shorts

[morell]

You're either ignorant, or stupid.

C'mon Em Dubs it's not hard.

If it's cold, wear a beanie. Some beanies have pom poms, that's all good.

If it's sunny, wear a hat.

Wearing a hat at night is not the same as having a pom pom on a beanie.

[MW]

You're either ignorant, or stupid.

C'mon Em Dubs it's not hard.

If it's cold, wear a beanie. Some beanies have pom poms, that's all good.

If it's sunny, wear a hat.

Wearing a hat at night is not the same as having a pom pom on a beanie.

Yeah I get it mate. (like I said...) each to their own.

[Lightning McQueen]

You're either ignorant, or stupid.

C'mon Em Dubs it's not hard.

If it's cold, wear a beanie. Some beanies have pom poms, that's all good.

If it's sunny, wear a hat.

Wearing a hat at night is not the same as having a pom pom on a beanie.

What about a hat with a pom pom but during a twilight match?

[The Bedge]

What about wearing a boob apron while cooking a BBQ? Is that still cool?

[heater31]

What about wearing a boob apron while cooking a BBQ? Is that still cool?

You cooking a BBQ without a top on?

[morell]

Phwoar sik burn

[The Bedge]

What about wearing a boob apron while cooking a BBQ? Is that still cool?

You cooking a BBQ without a top on?

Doesn't everyone?