Things that give you the sh1ts

[HH3]

**** today is going slow. The phones are dead, anything I've got in front of me doesn't need doing for days and most of the customers I've called are tied up all afternoon so I'm stuck in there bored as bat shit.

It's quiet here too.

Except for Mary talking my ear off.

[Booney]

**** today is going slow. The phones are dead, anything I've got in front of me doesn't need doing for days and most of the customers I've called are tied up all afternoon so I'm stuck in there bored as bat shit.

Same, after an afternoon at the pub followed by more drinks back home then come into work and our factory is at a stand still, I can't do any more of my work because I'm too far in front, I'd go home but I have to do one thing at 3:30 that takes about 5 minutes GRRR!

Someone else can run the DIFOT, go home.

[Lightning McQueen]

Someone else can run the DIFOT, go home.

It's a daily reconciliation, no one else here can.

[HH3]

Telstra provides my colleagues with plenty of laughs as I ring them monthly and that was after 73 phone calls over a 3 month period for a $2400 phone bill they gave me.

I get paid on the 8th of each month, they have my due date as the 3rd, I have to request an extension every month to avoid a late payment fee, what do you know, this month a $15 fee appears on my bill, I ring them and they say just because I'm granted an extension it doesn't mean I wont get a late fee.

F*** me, I went to town on them after that, probably worth the $15 now.

Optus did that to me out of the blue a few months ago too.

F**kin scumbags. I too went to town on him.

There was no mention of it when I extended the bill.

[Lightning McQueen]

Telstra provides my colleagues with plenty of laughs as I ring them monthly and that was after 73 phone calls over a 3 month period for a $2400 phone bill they gave me.

I get paid on the 8th of each month, they have my due date as the 3rd, I have to request an extension every month to avoid a late payment fee, what do you know, this month a $15 fee appears on my bill, I ring them and they say just because I'm granted an extension it doesn't mean I wont get a late fee.

F*** me, I went to town on them after that, probably worth the $15 now.

Optus did that to me out of the blue a few months ago too.

F**kin scumbags. I too went to town on him.

There was no mention of it when I extended the bill.

They idiot said "I'm sorry, I cannot remove it"
I replied with "There's a button there to press to remove it or are you that low in the food chain there that they won't allow you to touch anything because you are so useless?"

[HH3]

They idiot said "I'm sorry, I cannot remove it"
I replied with "There's a button there to press to remove it or are you that low in the food chain there that they won't allow you to touch anything because you are so useless?"

[Footy Chick]

The Ninja Warrior finale.

Pffft!

[Spargo]

Blokes who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making women.
I am seeing this way too much.

[Booney]

Blokes who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making women.
I am seeing this way too much.

Works both ways, only one person who can change it.

[Brodlach]

The Ninja Warrior finale.

Pffft!

No one completed the course so no one wins. Not everything needs to get a participation certificate

[Lightning McQueen]

Blokes who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making women.
I am seeing this way too much.

Blokes that whinge like f*** about their missus, if it doesn't work, don't waste your life away being miserable.

[Booney]

Blokes who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making women.
I am seeing this way too much.

Blokes that whinge like f*** about their missus, if it doesn't work, don't waste your life away being miserable.

A friend of my Mum and Step-Dad would be in his early 60's, he's open about having been miserable with his nutjob for over 20 years but simply can't be arsed getting out, too old, too hard, too complicated. He's willing himself to his grave to get out that way.

That, in the unlikely event, will not be me.

[Lightning McQueen]

A friend of my Mum and Step-Dad would be in his early 60's, he's open about having been miserable with his nutjob for over 20 years but simply can't be arsed getting out, too old, too hard, too complicated. He's willing himself to his grave to get out that way.

That, in the unlikely event, will not be me.

Exactly, life is too short to not get out what you put in.

A mate and his missus used to come over every Friday night and every Sunday afternoon, he'd bring a different 6 pack of craft beer each visit, he'd walk straight out my back, sit down and say "I hate that f***** hoe" every time.

She left him and he whinged like a bitch for a year.

[Pseudo]

Blokes who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making women.
I am seeing this way too much.

So don't get married...

[Spargo]

Blokes who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making women.
I am seeing this way too much.

So don't get married...

Most of them couldn't see the forest for the trees, ignored advice/warnings from family & friends and now have kids which makes it even more difficult.

[bennymacca]

people who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making people.
I am seeing this way too much.

FYP

At least it is socially acceptable to get a divorce these days. Though as others have said, it becomes a lot more complicated when kids are involved

[Lightning McQueen]

people who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making people.
I am seeing this way too much.

FYP

At least it is socially acceptable to get a divorce these days. Though as others have said, it becomes a lot more complicated when kids are involved

Kids can prosper in a split relationship, they end up spending "quality time" with their parents and then there's Christmas and birthdays etc.

Having two happy houses is far beneficial than one hostile one.

[bennymacca]

people who marry controlling, insecure, trouble making people.
I am seeing this way too much.

FYP

At least it is socially acceptable to get a divorce these days. Though as others have said, it becomes a lot more complicated when kids are involved

Kids can prosper in a split relationship, they end up spending "quality time" with their parents and then there's Christmas and birthdays etc.

Having two happy houses is far beneficial than one hostile one.

yep for sure. but having a couple of mates who only see their kids maybe one weekend a fortnight plus a bit more in school holidays, i can understand why someone might "put up" with a bad relationship to see their kids, even if that is detrimental to everyone involved

[amber_fluid]

Although Divorce does seem an easy option to some these days.
Some people don't quite understand what: 'For better or worse actually means'.

Everyone deserves the right to be happy though!

[Ronnie]

Although Divorce does seem an easy option to some these days.
Some people don't quite understand what: 'For better or worse actually means'.

Everyone deserves the right to be happy though!

There are some people I'm convinced that get married these days who don't actually believe in life long commitment. As the Judge says, life means life