Things that give you the sh1ts

[mighty_tiger_79]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

will you have a mancave in your new abode?

if so, then what are you doing there??

I tell the mrs, that she can do what she wants with the house, just leave my rumpus room alone

[HH3]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

will you have a mancave in your new abode?

if so, then what are you doing there??

I tell the mrs, that she can do what she wants with the house, just leave my rumpus room alone

If we had a spare room, it would be the "craft room" or some shit!

If we ever buy, Ill need a 5 roomer to get a mancave.

[bennymacca]

Ikea is a pretty awesome place to be fair.

And yeah as MT79 says, just take one room for yourself and let the mrs have every other room, and then you dont have to worry

[bennymacca]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

will you have a mancave in your new abode?

if so, then what are you doing there??

I tell the mrs, that she can do what she wants with the house, just leave my rumpus room alone

If we had a spare room, it would be the "craft room" or some shit!

If we ever buy, Ill need a 5 roomer to get a mancave.

Craft... Beer Room?

[carey]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

will you have a mancave in your new abode?

if so, then what are you doing there??

I tell the mrs, that she can do what she wants with the house, just leave my rumpus room alone

I'm impressed with some of the 'Other shoppers here tho' I'm currently sitting at the playground talking to a kids mum.

Apart from that this joint sucks ass!

[Lightning McQueen]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

will you have a mancave in your new abode?

if so, then what are you doing there??

I tell the mrs, that she can do what she wants with the house, just leave my rumpus room alone

If we had a spare room, it would be the "craft room" or some shit!

If we ever buy, Ill need a 5 roomer to get a mancave.

Just turn it into a wank station.

[woodublieve12]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

i bloody hate that place... should have a bar there for the men

[Lightning McQueen]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

i bloody hate that place... should have a bar there for the men

The hot dogs are cheap at the end of the yellow brick road.

[Lightning McQueen]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

i bloody hate that place... should have a bar there for the men

The hot dogs are cheap at the end of the yellow brick road.

And they have squirty cheese.

[HH3]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

will you have a mancave in your new abode?

if so, then what are you doing there??

I tell the mrs, that she can do what she wants with the house, just leave my rumpus room alone

If we had a spare room, it would be the "craft room" or some shit!

If we ever buy, Ill need a 5 roomer to get a mancave.

Just turn it into a wank station.

I already have that....its called the loungeroom after she goes to bed.

I reckon she's onto me when I suddenly have to do something on the laptop when shes getting ready for bed

[Lightning McQueen]

Just turn it into a wank station.

I already have that....its called the loungeroom after she goes to bed.

I reckon she's onto me when I suddenly have to do something on the laptop when shes getting ready for bed

Ha, the wonders of the clear browsing history button.

[HH3]

Just turn it into a wank station.

I already have that....its called the loungeroom after she goes to bed.

I reckon she's onto me when I suddenly have to do something on the laptop when shes getting ready for bed

Ha, the wonders of the clear browsing history button.

My browser doesn't record history at all............must be a glitch

[Booney]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

i bloody hate that place... should have a bar there for the men

The hot dogs are cheap at the end of the yellow brick road.

And they have squirty cheese.

You'll have squirty everything if you consume 50c Ikea hot dogs.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

i bloody hate that place... should have a bar there for the men

a while back they did have playstations etc all set up for the guys to play while they wait, clearly that's gone now or carey would be there

[Booney]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

Been in there once when we were prepping to renovate a kitchen. We thought we'd suss out their kit, among a million other places at the time.

Got half way through and dropped to my knees, openly sobbing "I just want to get out of here!". Mrs. Boon has not invited me on another trip there.

Whilst sobbing, I look over at this poor bastard.....he's loaded with shit like he's been at the Royal Show show bag pavilion, he's draped in all manner of shit. Bags hanging from every appendage. His Mrs, looking about 38 weeks pregnant says to him "OOOOHHHH LOOK! THEY'VE GOT BABY THINGS BABE!!!"

My fake tears turned to real laughter and I felt better about myself and my day.

[Lightning McQueen]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

Been in there once when we were prepping to renovate a kitchen. We thought we'd suss out their kit, among a million other places at the time.

Got half way through and dropped to my knees, openly sobbing "I just want to get out of here!". Mrs. Boon has not invited me on another trip there.

Whilst sobbing, I look over at this poor bastard.....he's loaded with shit like he's been at the Royal Show show bag pavilion, he's draped in all manner of shit. Bags hanging from every appendage. His Mrs, looking about 38 weeks pregnant says to him "OOOOHHHH LOOK! THEY'VE GOT BABY THINGS BABE!!!"

My fake tears turned to real laughter and I felt better about myself and my day.

I seem to have a little giggle to myself when I see couples having an argument in a shopping centre, it takes me away to a special place................called the past.

[HH3]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

Been in there once when we were prepping to renovate a kitchen. We thought we'd suss out their kit, among a million other places at the time.

Got half way through and dropped to my knees, openly sobbing "I just want to get out of here!". Mrs. Boon has not invited me on another trip there.

Whilst sobbing, I look over at this poor bastard.....he's loaded with shit like he's been at the Royal Show show bag pavilion, he's draped in all manner of shit. Bags hanging from every appendage. His Mrs, looking about 38 weeks pregnant says to him "OOOOHHHH LOOK! THEY'VE GOT BABY THINGS BABE!!!"

My fake tears turned to real laughter and I felt better about myself and my day.

I seem to have a little giggle to myself when I see couples having an argument in a shopping centre, it takes me away to a special place................called the past.

You should see me blow up when we've been at Coles for 3 hours and are only 2 aisles deep.

[Booney]

Absolutely it makes your day. I engage people everywhere, no flies on me.

I once got into an argument with a chick after I backed her fella up on a selection of a dinner set in Harris Scarfe's at West Lakes. I shit you not.

[Booney]

Being dragged around F**king IKEA by the Mrs cause we have a new house.

Been in there once when we were prepping to renovate a kitchen. We thought we'd suss out their kit, among a million other places at the time.

Got half way through and dropped to my knees, openly sobbing "I just want to get out of here!". Mrs. Boon has not invited me on another trip there.

Whilst sobbing, I look over at this poor bastard.....he's loaded with shit like he's been at the Royal Show show bag pavilion, he's draped in all manner of shit. Bags hanging from every appendage. His Mrs, looking about 38 weeks pregnant says to him "OOOOHHHH LOOK! THEY'VE GOT BABY THINGS BABE!!!"

My fake tears turned to real laughter and I felt better about myself and my day.

I seem to have a little giggle to myself when I see couples having an argument in a shopping centre, it takes me away to a special place................called the past.

You should see me blow up when we've been at Coles for 3 hours and are only 2 aisles deep.

Rookie mistake. You got in the car, you suffer the consequences.

[bennymacca]

Went to the YCN baby shop on saturday.

Spent over 2 hours in there.

about 90 minutes in i couldnt maintain my faux interest in it all and started looking at the footy scores on my phone.

Now my wife has settled on a pram that will cost around $1900....