Things that give you the sh1ts

norwood8 · Post by **norwood8** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:02 pm

Single ply toilet paper/poo tickets, what could be a relaxing experience is ruined by some tightass wanting to save a buck. The thin stuff can literally give your fingers the sh1ts.

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:52 am

Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Footy tips
5/9

Me - 3/9

1/9

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:14 am

I'm feeling better now about the footy tips

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:51 am

Being back at work after 2 months off..........

stampy · Post by **stampy** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:38 pm

the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:43 pm

stampy wrote:the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants

Or you should just stay stopped on the red lights....ya shifty cant

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:50 pm

stampy wrote:the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants

That's disgraceful.

stan · Post by **stan** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:23 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
stampy wrote:the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants

That's disgraceful.

Typical really.

stampy · Post by **stampy** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:51 pm

HH3 wrote:
stampy wrote:the sneeky red light camera at the leader street level crossing, boom gates go up lights are still flashing, take off early and BANG! you are gone!
boom gates should stay down till lights stop flashing i reckon................sneeky cants

Or you should just stay stopped on the red lights....ya shifty cant

i will in future ya cant

nuggety goodness · Post by **nuggety goodness** » Fri May 01, 2015 9:05 am

Almost 2YO lil nugget jammed two DVDs into our mac so it kept trying to eject but couldnt!

I have finally conquered it but such a hassle... whose idea were these little creatures!!!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri May 01, 2015 9:14 am

nuggety goodness wrote:Almost 2YO lil nugget jammed two DVDs into our mac so it kept trying to eject but couldnt!

I have finally conquered it but such a hassle... whose idea were these little creatures!!!

Even worst when you get some porn stuck in your parents VHS and they pull up the drive.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri May 01, 2015 9:22 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Almost 2YO lil nugget jammed two DVDs into our mac so it kept trying to eject but couldnt!

I have finally conquered it but such a hassle... whose idea were these little creatures!!!

Even worst when you get some porn stuck in your parents VHS and they pull up the drive.

Or getting a VHS back from a mate that isn't rewound, but instead just stopped and *ahem* ejected at "the" moment. 1990's VHS porn trades, takes me back to high school.

Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana.

Post by **heater31** » Fri May 01, 2015 9:25 am

Booney wrote:
Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana.

Hopefully he gets reminded of this.....

I still cop it for throwing the bank card & credit card too close to the fireplace some 27 years ago :oops:

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:19 am

heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana.

Hopefully he gets reminded of this.....

I still cop it for throwing the bank card & credit card too close to the fireplace some 27 years ago

What kind were they?

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:20 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Almost 2YO lil nugget jammed two DVDs into our mac so it kept trying to eject but couldnt!

I have finally conquered it but such a hassle... whose idea were these little creatures!!!

Even worst when you get some porn stuck in your parents VHS and they pull up the drive.

Or getting a VHS back from a mate that isn't rewound, but instead just stopped and *ahem* ejected at "the" moment. 1990's VHS porn trades, takes me back to high school.

Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana.

Sounded like the abovementioned porno.

Post by **heater31** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:23 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Junior Boon, some 18 years ago now, butchered our brand new VHS/DVD combo by filling both devices with a banana.

Hopefully he gets reminded of this.....

I still cop it for throwing the bank card & credit card too close to the fireplace some 27 years ago

What kind were they?

Actually on second thoughts it was the Medicare and Myer Store card [emoji38]

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:24 am

heater31 wrote:Actually on second thoughts it was the Medicare and Myer Store card [emoji38]

Ruined it!

Post by **Footy Chick** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:36 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:What kind were they?

Did anyone else read this in their head with a chinese accent? :lol:

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:52 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:What kind were they?

Did anyone else read this in their head with a chinese accent?

Ahhhh!

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