by Pseudo » Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:23 pm
by mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:30 pm
by Pseudo » Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:36 pm
by bennymacca » Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:54 pm
Pseudo wrote:Self-assembly flat pack furniture.
"Assembly time two hours", said the instructions.
Two hours my hairy white arsehole.
Started around 11 AM. Took a half hour break for lunch, and the same for dinner, and a tea break at some point. Ended up giving the final twist of the allen key at 9 PM.
I'm tired, my limbs are sore, I have a headache, and if anyone ever presents me with an allen key again I'm going to shove it up their clacker.
by dedja » Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:01 am
by nuggety goodness » Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:21 am
dedja wrote:small coffee table ...
by woodublieve12 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:18 am
by am Bays » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:27 am
woodublieve12 wrote:Sis in laws partner has a chest virus/cold/cough and is contagious... My wife is 32 weeks pregnant and my daughter is under the age of 2.
NOW WHY THE **** WOULD COME ANYWERE NEAR MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TOO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!! CHUCK IN MY SIS IN LAW INTO MY GRIPE, SHE SHOULD ALSO KNOW BETTER!!!!
Now my wife is starting to feel crook!!! Thankfully my daughter hasn't felt crook yet...
I bloody hate sis in laws partner, she is a dead set piece of sh*t
by Phantom Gossiper » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:31 am
woodublieve12 wrote:Sis in laws partner has a chest virus/cold/cough and is contagious... My wife is 32 weeks pregnant and my daughter is under the age of 2.
NOW WHY THE **** WOULD COME ANYWERE NEAR MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TOO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!! CHUCK IN MY SIS IN LAW INTO MY GRIPE, SHE SHOULD ALSO KNOW BETTER!!!!
Now my wife is starting to feel crook!!! Thankfully my daughter hasn't felt crook yet...
I bloody hate sis in laws partner, she is a dead set piece of sh*t
by Phantom Gossiper » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:42 am
by heater31 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:52 am
Phantom Gossiper wrote:Will no doubt be spending the next few weeks catching up.. now if only i can stay off SAFOOTY for a while..
by heater31 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:05 am
by woodublieve12 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:23 pm
Phantom Gossiper wrote:woodublieve12 wrote:Sis in laws partner has a chest virus/cold/cough and is contagious... My wife is 32 weeks pregnant and my daughter is under the age of 2.
NOW WHY THE **** WOULD COME ANYWERE NEAR MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TOO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!! CHUCK IN MY SIS IN LAW INTO MY GRIPE, SHE SHOULD ALSO KNOW BETTER!!!!
Now my wife is starting to feel crook!!! Thankfully my daughter hasn't felt crook yet...
I bloody hate sis in laws partner, she is a dead set piece of sh*t
Sorry, the content of the post isn't funny, and i'm sorry the wife is sick, but the passion in these sentences brought a smile to my face
In all seriousness though, very thoughtless, i have a few mates whose partners a pregnant at the moment or have little kids, and I wont go around them if im sick nor would I expect them to come bring their virus' to my daughter
by mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:37 pm
by HH3 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:02 pm
by Failed Creation » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:05 pm
HH3 wrote:What about a "Quote of the day" type thread, where we can all put dumb shit people say in one convenient place.
by woodublieve12 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:13 pm
by Failed Creation » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:22 pm
woodublieve12 wrote:Another one...
"i have cradle cap"... Mother in law replies, "you can't, only babies get that and you are an adult. You have dandruff"... Spaz responds "nah i definitely have cradle cap"... Mother in law just rolls her eyes.
Mother in law has been a peadiatric nurse for roughly 30 years....
by Spargo » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:58 pm
HH3 wrote:What about a "Quote of the day" type thread, where we can all put dumb shit people say in one convenient place.
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