Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:18 am

Sorry Dude wrote:The Desk Pop scene from 'The Other Guys'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo9tLrOHXH4

that is awesome...

This is my fave though

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

[pause]

Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Sorry Dude » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:24 am

Yeah that's a good scene too - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzFMmb86FvY

I think the whole movie is a good one!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:45 am

Sorry Dude wrote:Yeah that's a good scene too - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzFMmb86FvY

I think the whole movie is a good one!

agreed... ripper
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:00 pm

not sure why i found this so amusing..

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dogwatcher » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:47 pm

An acquaintance of mine teaches at a school.
The school has students, many with interesting names.
Among those children with interesting names is a student named...Khe Sahn.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:43 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:An acquaintance of mine teaches at a school.
The school has students, many with interesting names.
Among those children with interesting names is a student named...Khe Sahn.


I feel sorry for the poor kid...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:59 pm

Why don't you Nimble it?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS?

No matter how many times I see that ad, it still makes me laugh
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dog_ger » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:14 pm

My electricity bill is $879.

Joke.

I am at work 76 hours a fortnight.

The only thing that runs, is my fridge.

A medium size thing.

You have to laugh....

I have a 1.9 kw solar system.

*uck...

Somewhere something got lost Mr Rann...

Keep living your lifestyle as we suffer;.
Smile :)

It's only Money $$$ :)

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:48 am

Mine was $490 and gas was $270.

We have the heater/aircon on every day for at least a couple of hours. Plus couple of TV's, 2 computers, PS3, fridge.

I dont think our powers too bad, it was the gas that threw me, coz it was $110 last time, including supply.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:21 am

Rowey calling a caller "a big reach around" last night on 5AA. I was stuck in traffic on Greenhill Rd and pissed myself uncontrollably.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:24 am

Here's one for all the singles out there.

Help is only a Youtube video away...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:59 am

Dogger and HH3, you are doing OK.
I can't get gas, except rather expensive LPG, and so I rely on electricity for everything.
My latest electricity bill was $362.40 for the mid June to mid-September period, but that was because I was away working in northern NSW for 10 weeks.
Last years for the same period was $1388.54.

Winter is the heavy usage time up here in the hills, and I rarely need the air conditioner for cooling in Summer.
I've put in a combustion heater for the next time I'm home in the winter, but my aim is to go away for those months most years.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:40 am

Shane Mosley.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Alaska » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:52 am

Psyber wrote:Dogger and HH3, you are doing OK.
I can't get gas, except rather expensive LPG, and so I rely on electricity for everything.
My latest electricity bill was $362.40 for the mid June to mid-September period, but that was because I was away working in northern NSW for 10 weeks.
Last years for the same period was $1388.54.

Winter is the heavy usage time up here in the hills, and I rarely need the air conditioner for cooling in Summer.
I've put in a combustion heater for the next time I'm home in the winter, but my aim is to go away for those months most years.



I am also reliant on electricity and have a slow combustion fire $880 winter quarter for electricity and $650 for wood.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:47 am

Spargo wrote:Shane Mosley.


Did this bloke do it to almost make Anthony Mundine look good?

Nah, it was done because both parties know the fight is a fizzer anyways... Money (or lack thereof) talks.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:38 pm

If Mosley was fighting someone who Australia liked i have no doubt it would have sold out!!! Mundine is a dead set flog... Embarrassment to his dad and to Australian sport...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:39 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:If Mosley was fighting someone who Australia liked i have no doubt it would have sold out!!! Mundine is a dead set flog... Embarrassment to his dad and to Australian sport...


Bloody oath!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:54 pm

Alaska wrote:
Psyber wrote:Dogger and HH3, you are doing OK.
I can't get gas, except rather expensive LPG, and so I rely on electricity for everything.
My latest electricity bill was $362.40 for the mid June to mid-September period, but that was because I was away working in northern NSW for 10 weeks.
Last years for the same period was $1388.54.

Winter is the heavy usage time up here in the hills, and I rarely need the air conditioner for cooling in Summer.
I've put in a combustion heater for the next time I'm home in the winter, but my aim is to go away for those months most years.

I am also reliant on electricity and have a slow combustion fire $880 winter quarter for electricity and $650 for wood.

I'm lucky, in one way.
I've got an acre with lots of Eucalypt trees which are constantly dropping branches, or in need of judicious pruning for safety reasons.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:41 am

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