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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:30 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since

Same, but I never had symptoms to start with, well I don’t think I did

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:15 am
by wenchbarwer
Excessive junior sport club fees. Didn't think it would be more expensive for a 13 year old girl than it would be for senior men...

Edit - And in the same breath, clubs asking for full payment three months before the season starts

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:35 am
by mickey
wenchbarwer wrote:Excessive junior sport club fees. Didn't think it would be more expensive for a 13 year old girl than it would be for senior men...

Edit - And in the same breath, clubs asking for full payment three months before the season starts
Winter netball trials time in guessing

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:49 am
by wenchbarwer
Nope, girl's footy

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:31 pm
by Armchair expert
Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:42 pm
by RB
Maybe stick to the peanut butter sandwiches, Armie.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:43 pm
by amber_fluid
Armchair expert wrote:Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.


Again?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:43 pm
by Mr Beefy
Armchair expert wrote:Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.

Well tell us then

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:44 pm
by Armchair expert
RB wrote:Maybe stick to the peanut butter sandwiches, Armie.


They are breakfast every morning

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 4:17 pm
by dedja
Armchair expert wrote:Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.


Let that be a lesson for you, never buy shit like that again. [-X

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 6:07 pm
by cracka
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe. :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 6:09 pm
by dedja
cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe. :(


Dose up on aspirin, always works for me.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 6:13 pm
by cracka
dedja wrote:
cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe. :(


Dose up on aspirin, always works for me.

Will give it a try

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 7:16 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
I thought cherry juice was good for gout?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:08 pm
by Spargo
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I thought cherry juice was good for gout?

See a doctor, Prednisolone is your friend.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:54 pm
by dedja
Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I thought cherry juice was good for gout?

See a doctor, Prednisolone is your friend.


I don’t have elevated levels so don’t require ongoing medication, but my doc suggested that I take aspirin on any indication of onset, which I’ve done ever since and has worked every time. Have never had a severe attack since then.

Everyone is different though, so best to see your doc.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 7:11 pm
by Vamos
cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe. :(


Hope it doesn't worsen, you may need a toe truck to get around :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:07 am
by dedja
That my missus has almost surgical precision in piecing irrigation pipes in the garden, usually with a fork, which means that I have to perform an archaeological dig to isolate the damage and repair. #-o

Inevitably it is always my fault for putting the pipe where she needs to dig. ^#(^

If I knew that she had this ability when we built the house, I would have spent the extra time to bury the pipes out of her reach, but that said, a normal person would possibly check whether they are about to dig between sprinkler risers/heads, especially after a dozen or so incidents.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:16 am
by mickey
dedja wrote:That my missus has almost surgical precision in piecing irrigation pipes in the garden, usually with a fork, which means that I have to perform an archaeological dig to isolate the damage and repair. #-o

Inevitably it is always my fault for putting the pipe where she needs to dig. ^#(^

If I knew that she had this ability when we built the house, I would have spent the extra time to bury the pipes out of her reach, but that said, a normal person would possibly check whether they are about to dig between sprinkler risers/heads, especially after a dozen or so incidents.
Maybe it's time she learned to do the repairs. Usually leads to reduced incidents when people have to fix their own **** ups

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:21 am
by dedja
You don’t understand, the missus is never wrong, :lol: