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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:44 pm
by Wedgie
Pineapple

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:44 pm
by Wedgie
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:There's usually plenty on the bus I catch to the pub howling away incoherently.


And they alight from the front as you're getting on.

Nah, I'm the first one off thank Christ.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:45 pm
by Booney
HH3 wrote:Around about here I think.

Booney wrote: For over a year he's been analyzed by people with far more understanding of his mental health than you or I and hes been found to have been mentally impaired at the time and is not criminally responsible for the act. Cold comfort for many, but we've got to trust the experts judgement.


We agree the decision was probably the right call, if it was an uncontrollable psychotic episode.

All I'm saying is previous drug use may have contributed to current mental issues. I could be wrong, but they aren't gonna call me for my professional opinion anytime soon, so who gives a f**k what I think.


If you're happy to speculate along those lines, please feel free.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:45 pm
by Wedgie
Sultanas

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:46 pm
by Magellan
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:There's usually plenty on the bus I catch to the pub howling away incoherently.


And they alight from the front as you're getting on.

Thought there was no smoking on public transport these days?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:52 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Magellan wrote:Thought there was no smoking on public transport these days?

I thought it was only like masturbating on public transport, it's only frowned upon.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:55 pm
by Magellan
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:Thought there was no smoking on public transport these days?

I thought it was only like masturbating on public transport, it's only frowned upon.

If someone masturbated on the bus and you only got frowned upon, then I'd say things could've been a lot worse. ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:29 pm
by Spargo
What if I rubbed one out and THEN lit a smoke on the bus?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:13 pm
by Wedgie
Spargo wrote:What if I rubbed one out and THEN lit a smoke on the bus?

Depends what door you exit with.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:15 pm
by Wedgie
Who would have thought the only thing working in SA would be SAFooty! Good work @Dissident. :D

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:12 am
by Brodlach
People asking 'did you lose power last night?'

The whole state did you dumb f#%k

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:13 am
by HH3
Brodlach wrote:People asking 'did you lose power last night?'

The whole state did you dumb f#%k


But did you?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:25 am
by Brodlach
:finga: :finga:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:40 am
by BoundaryRider84
People coming into work last night. "Oh you are open you must have a generator". NO SHIT

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:54 am
by Booney
Took Thursday and Friday off to make it an extended long weekend.

Tuesday morning, 136 emails. :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:23 am
by stan
Booney wrote:Took Thursday and Friday off to make it an extended long weekend.

Tuesday morning, 136 emails. :roll:

Control + A + Del.

Job done.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:26 am
by Wedgie
Daylight savings, it's like The Walking Dead at work this morning.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:29 am
by carey
Booney wrote:Took Thursday and Friday off to make it an extended long weekend.

Tuesday morning, 136 emails. :roll:



Shouldn't be so popular.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:48 am
by Booney
carey wrote:
Booney wrote:Took Thursday and Friday off to make it an extended long weekend.

Tuesday morning, 136 emails. :roll:



Shouldn't be so popular.


It's a curse. 8)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:22 am
by FlyingHigh
Wedgie wrote:Daylight savings, it's like The Walking Dead at work this morning.


Yep. Get rid of it for October and March. Ruins the best mornings of the year.