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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:19 am
by Spargo
Booney wrote:Back to work day.

This^
I hadn't put a pair of shoes on in 11 days until this morning.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:20 am
by Magellan
Failed Creation wrote:Image

Like waving a stick in the Royal Albert hall.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:30 am
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Back to work day.

This^
I hadn't put a pair of shoes on in 11 days until this morning.


Yep, same here. Although I had put shoes on for some crabbing, fishing and cycling days. Had to iron pants this morning. That bit the big one.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:10 am
by HH3
I pretty much worked straight through. (except public holidays).

Expect your super special delivery today Boon.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:22 am
by Booney
HH3 wrote:I pretty much worked straight through. (except public holidays).

Expect your super special delivery today Boon.


Cheers, carton of Crownies in there, I assume?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:23 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:I pretty much worked straight through. (except public holidays).

Expect your super special delivery today Boon.


Cheers, carton of Crownies in there, I assume?


I don't have that sort of budget. You're lucky to get a full carton of stretch wrap...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:43 am
by mighty_tiger_79
I thought you ran the show HH3.....or at least that's what you lead us to believe....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:49 am
by HH3
I run the operations, not the bank accounts. That's the owners forte'.

Right now, I'm the only office staff member here (including the owner). Every other prick is still on holidays for at least the next week.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:54 am
by Booney
HH3 wrote:I run the operations, not the bank accounts. That's the owners forte'.

Right now, I'm the only office staff member here (including the owner). Every other prick is still on holidays for at least the next week.


Porn. Excellent. Speakers up. Even better. :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:56 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:I run the operations, not the bank accounts. That's the owners forte'.

Right now, I'm the only office staff member here (including the owner). Every other prick is still on holidays for at least the next week.


Porn. Excellent. Speakers up. Even better. :lol:


Music will do it for me. I wouldn't be able to help myself if I chucked some randy stuff on. Probably not a good thing to get into the habit of :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:57 am
by Pseudo
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:I run the operations, not the bank accounts. That's the owners forte'.

Right now, I'm the only office staff member here (including the owner). Every other prick is still on holidays for at least the next week.


Porn. Excellent. Speakers up. Even better. :lol:


Music will do it for me. I wouldn't be able to help myself if I chucked some randy stuff on. Probably not a good thing to get into the habit of :lol:



Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:22 pm
by helicopterking
Someone in our area slashing people's tyres.
As low as they come.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:42 pm
by woodublieve12
The bloke in port Lincoln driving in to the ocean with his kids in the car

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:11 am
by beef
woodublieve12 wrote:The bloke in port Lincoln driving in to the ocean with his kids in the car

What an absolute knob. If you want to kill yourself then do it, leave your kids out of it.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:24 am
by stampy
the carry on over chris gayle

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:35 am
by Magellan
stampy wrote:the carry on over chris gayle

I'm not so sure, his comments were pretty inappropriate.

Just proves how much of a hit-and-giggle party twenty-20 cricket is.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:41 am
by Dogwatcher
stampy wrote:the carry on over chris gayle


Would you chat up a female fellow workmate in such a way and expect to get away with it, Stampy?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:28 pm
by HH3
There are heaps of examples of female television/sport celebrities chatting up males on TV. Everyone seems to find that ok.

What I see is its ok for females to use their sexuality to appear more appealing to the public, but men can't.

Two examples...

1)

http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/1418 ... unrise.mp4

2)


Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:34 pm
by HH3
Image

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:24 pm
by Magellan
A fine line it may be, but there's a difference between flirting and propositioning.

That Sunrise clip makes me feel good about never watching Sunrise.