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I've recently become a fan of Quilton brand. I used to like Purex because the rolls were scented but once you go 3 ply I find you can't go back

Do people have a preference here, or do you buy whatever is on special?

Yes, I do have too much time on my hands.

Quilton 3ply is just fine for my baby bottom

Shouldn't this be attached to thread about giving you the sh1ts???

We have a bidet.

Gum leaves.
Leaves a nice scent.
Plus, I feel fresh and fragrant afterwards.

Where is the option for Newspaper squares.....

Booney wrote:We have a bidet.

et tu brutus

We have a pit toilet out the back.
I was on it this morning when twenty cents fell out my pocket & landed in the excrement below.
I then took a fifty dollar note out of my wallet & dropped it down there.
My wife asked "Why did you drop the fifty down there?"
I replied "I'm not going down there just for twenty cents..."

Footy Chick wrote:I've recently become a fan of Quilton brand. I used to like Purex because the rolls were scented but once you go 3 ply I find you can't go back

Do people have a preference here, or do you buy whatever is on special?

Yes, I do have too much time on my hands.

Choose the wrong toilet paper and it won't just be time on your hands

Hands up, chaps, if you buy the bog roll in your home.

Booney wrote:Hands up, chaps, if you buy the bog roll in your home.

Nup

I live alone when in Adelaide, so yep. When at home in Barmera my missus buys it.

No debate, if you say A you're to be shot at dawn.

Booney wrote:No debate, if you say A you're to be shot at dawn.

I go for option A when know it pisses off people......

Booney wrote:Hands up, chaps, if you buy the bog roll in your home.

I sell my own toilet paper to myself.

Inception

(None of the above brands. 48 rolls of 2ply 400 sheet at cost. Suckers)

Give me a call, I'll do you a deal.

Mrs goes A, apparently there is more room that way.

Me, I just put it on, I don't care how or which way.

HH3 wrote:

Booney wrote:Hands up, chaps, if you buy the bog roll in your home.

I sell my own toilet paper to myself.

Inception

Staff discount?

heater31 wrote:

HH3 wrote:

Booney wrote:Hands up, chaps, if you buy the bog roll in your home.

I sell my own toilet paper to myself.

Inception

Staff discount?

I get a discount coz I buy pallet loads. Need to keep stock up to wipe away all the shit I dribble down my chin.

Just checked our system. @Booney's work buys the same toilet paper I get for home.