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Does anyone else take the piss with their work Secret Santa?

In previous years I've delivered:

- Picture of a work colleague
- Whistling Garden Gnome
- Pre-scratched, instant money tickets
- Snapper heads
- T-shirt with colleague's picture on it

This year Im really struggling for any idea's, would appreciate any that others might have.

Gave a red head a 5kg bag of carrots...

Suggested to someone struggling for ideas a Where is Wally outfit for someone who was never at their desk. Best bit was next day the recipient was paged as Wally 'insert last name' the entire office lost it!

Counterfeit money.

"Hey, the limit was $20 and I didn't know what to get!" ( Photocopied $20 note enclosed )

JK wrote:Does anyone else take the piss with their work Secret Santa?

In previous years I've delivered:

- Picture of a work colleague
- Whistling Garden Gnome
- Pre-scratched, instant money tickets
- Snapper heads
- T-shirt with colleague's picture on it

This year Im really struggling for any idea's, would appreciate any that others might have.

Only the women do one here, I whinge every year about not inviting me.

They are quick to point out the obscene gifts that I'd be likely to buy them.

I gave a Mormon (we used to joke all the time) a cigarette, a stubby and a jar of coffee.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

JK wrote:Does anyone else take the piss with their work Secret Santa?

In previous years I've delivered:

- Picture of a work colleague
- Whistling Garden Gnome
- Pre-scratched, instant money tickets
- Snapper heads
- T-shirt with colleague's picture on it

This year Im really struggling for any idea's, would appreciate any that others might have.

Only the women do one here, I whinge every year about not inviting me.

They are quick to point out the obscene gifts that I'd be likely to buy them.

Weight Watchers membership this year's gift

Deodorant.

Magellan wrote:Deodorant.

I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....

Spargo wrote:

Magellan wrote:Deodorant.

I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....

Pubic enemy number 1?

Spargo wrote:

Magellan wrote:Deodorant.

I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....

c*** of a present.

Did she snatch it off him?

This type of unsavoury gift-giving has been rapidly evulving over the years.

She kept the box ....

I'm surprised she didn't clam up upon opening it.

Spargo wrote:

Magellan wrote:Deodorant.

I knew a bloke who gave a woman at his work he disliked, some fem-fresh one year.
Didn't go down to well - pardon the pun....

Could read her lips?

Not saying a thing. My lips are sealed.

Something fishys going on here

Bit of a moot point really

My grandmas from Virginia

Should probably clit while we're ahead, this joke's already getting labia'd.

Don't be a pussy!