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Stoned Service
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Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:27 pmby therisingblues
How many of you have a memorable experience being served by a stoned person?
I recently attended an open inspection. I walked into the kitchen of the property and saw straight away that the agent, in his impeccable suit, hosting the open was clearly off his tits. When he adjusted to the fact that there were people in the room apart from himself his face was split by this massive grin and then he said, "Hey! I can't believe anyone turned up! Hey this is cool". He launched in to this description about how no one came to his last inspection, but then another couple came in and he quickly calmed down.
Please share your stories of getting served by a stoned person here, but try to leave out any detail that might identify the poor lad, we don't want anyone to get in trouble here.
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:07 amby Booney
Stoned service? I'm a born and bred Western suburbs of Adelaide lad, fair to say it would be easier recalling times I've been served by someone not bent.
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:21 amby Pseudo
Booney wrote:Stoned service? I'm a born and bred Western suburbs of Adelaide lad, fair to say it would be easier recalling times I've been served by someone not bent.
Unless you were bent yourself at the time ...
Re: Stoned Service
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Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:27 pmby Booney
Coles, Port Adelaide.
Young lad behind the cold meat counter, Sunday around noon. Off his chops. Eye balls looked like someone has spilled some sauce on fried eggs.
Shattered, but still at least motivated....if I had got there an hour later though.
Re: Stoned Service
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Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:42 pmby Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Coles, Port Adelaide.
Young lad behind the cold meat counter, Sunday around noon. Off his chops. Eye balls looked like someone has spilled some sauce on fried eggs.
Shattered, but still at least motivated...
.if I had got there an hour later though.
There'd be no kabana left.
Re: Stoned Service
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Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:13 amby Computer Crashed
On The Run - Northern Suburbs.
Chick was hammered.
Couldn't even look me in the eyes to serve me.
First thing she says when she opened her mouth was - gidday mate,what ya want.
Looked like an ice freak too.
F$$k off you stupid biatch.
Re: Stoned Service
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Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:13 pmby Lightning McQueen
Computer Crashed wrote:On The Run - Northern Suburbs.
Chick was hammered.
Couldn't even look me in the eyes to serve me.
First thing she says when she opened her mouth was - gidday mate,what ya want.
Looked like an ice freak too.
F$$k off you stupid biatch.
That's my missus
Re: Stoned Service
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Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:22 pmby Computer Crashed
Lightning McQueen wrote:Computer Crashed wrote:On The Run - Northern Suburbs.
Chick was hammered.
Couldn't even look me in the eyes to serve me.
First thing she says when she opened her mouth was - gidday mate,what ya want.
Looked like an ice freak too.
F$$k off you stupid biatch.
That's my missus
Get rid of her then.
Re: Stoned Service
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Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:50 amby RustyCage
Bridge Road?
Re: Stoned Service
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Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:07 pmby Computer Crashed
RustyCage wrote:Bridge Road?
Main Nth.
Somewhere near Munno.
Re: Stoned Service
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Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:26 pmby Psyber
This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:14 amby Booney
Psyber wrote:This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...
Perhaps you're more accustomed to seeing acute cases of drug abuse as opposed to those of us who pick up on a slightly stoned servo attendant.
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:34 amby Lightning McQueen
Psyber wrote:This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...
Your butler would go in to the shops for you hey?
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:53 amby MatteeG
Psyber wrote:This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:01 pmby Psyber
Booney wrote:Psyber wrote:This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...
Perhaps you're more accustomed to seeing acute cases of drug abuse as opposed to those of us who pick up on a slightly stoned servo attendant.
While it is true I've been more in contact with the severely affected in my profession, I've met the slightly stoned in the past.
One of my old mates (who died last year) was a former SA President of the Angels and I mixed with his mates sometimes.
Enough to be told,
" You're a mate of his, so you're a mate of ours. Anyone gives you hassles just call!" Take note about ageist comments and pictures, Mattee...
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:03 pmby Psyber
Lightning McQueen wrote:Psyber wrote:This thread intrigues me because I've never been anywhere where the serving staff at the counter have appeared to be affected by drugs or alcohol...
Your butler would go in to the shops for you hey?
My girlfriend would tell you I'm too mingy to trust staff with my money...
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:32 pmby mighty_tiger_79
Isn't this thread how you get your meat cooked at the Woodville Hotel??
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:43 pmby Magellan
Psyber wrote:While it is true I've been more in contact with the severely affected in my profession, I've met the slightly stoned in the past.
One of my old mates (who died last year) was a former SA President of the Angels and I mixed with his mates sometimes.
Enough to be told,
" You're a mate of his, so you're a mate of ours. Anyone gives you hassles just call!" Take note about ageist comments and pictures, Mattee...
Not sure if that's got anything to do with service, but it certainty resembles "Stone"...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_%281974_film%29
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:41 pmby Computer Crashed
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Isn't this thread how you get your meat cooked at the Woodville Hotel??
On that pub.
Had lunch there two weeks ago on a Sunday.
I don't know why they think they can charge what they charge for the stuff they dish up.
It's a no from me.
Re: Stoned Service
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Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:48 pmby Grenville
Ordered a couple of pizzas from a pizza shop in Sefton Park shops many moons ago, asked for delivery but was told the delivery van had broken down. When we ran the gauntlet and picked it up ourselves the haze we were met with was straight out of a Cheech and Chong movie.