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What is your problem in todays life?

Ok. I have a great life.

1. I love my problem x 10.

My 96 year old dad has moved in.

It's been 3 years now.

There seems to always be something wrong, take me to a specialist.

2. I can never win x-lotto.

3. Centrals were disappointing in 2014.

4. Power ok.

5. Crows....

I think my diabeties is screwing with my kidney and its causing me to wee every 10-15 mins.

I never thought I'd see a thread compete with nurses anecdotes/damn you auto correct...

Forgot to lift & chill my tulips from last year & they haven't come up this season.

premature ejaculation ... pisses me off no end

I have a mole on my shoulder that grows a long hair on it, no matter how many times I remove the hair it grows back

My beard is too good and healthy, so now Im getting free stuff, and chicks perving, which isn't great when out with the missus.

HH3 wrote:My beard is too good and healthy, so now Im getting free stuff, and chicks perving, which isn't great when out with the missus.

I think you're imagining things.

I hope that "free stuff" is packets of razors

Footy Chick wrote:

HH3 wrote:My beard is too good and healthy, so now Im getting free stuff, and chicks perving, which isn't great when out with the missus.

I think you're imagining things.

I hope that "free stuff" is packets of razors

I have received two free coffees from two different places, as well as extra things in my orders at various take away establishments, which is a double freeby, coz the **** usually forget stuff.

#beardlyf

PS...I tried to trim it last night, and the electric shaver thing nearly broke...it was a sign...

maybe they thought you were homeless?

I've been called many things because of my beard....and "homeless" is a close 2nd to the most common one.

HH3 wrote:I've been called many things because of my beard....and "homeless" is a close 2nd to the most common one.

Hipster the other one


Maybe I need to increase the length of mine coz I get none of this shit happening to me....

heater31 wrote:

HH3 wrote:I've been called many things because of my beard....and "homeless" is a close 2nd to the most common one.

Hipster the other one


Maybe I need to increase the length of mine coz I get none of this shit happening to me....

Nah only been called a hipster by my boss, but ive had some sort of "beard" for the last 4 years, so dunno what that dickheads talking about.

The main one is some version of "extremist"...especially since I got a haircut. I should probably stop walking around with an AK slung over my shoulder...

all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

Johno6 wrote:all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t

oh and I also can't grow any sort of respectable beard actually it's down right offensive!!

woodublieve12 wrote:

Johno6 wrote:all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t

my missus makes me put blonde in my hair to hide the greys..................


I have the face of a 12 year old boy,
the body of a 16 year old girl
and the hearing of an 80 year old man

Johno6 wrote:

woodublieve12 wrote:

Johno6 wrote:all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t

my missus makes me put blonde in my hair to hide the greys..................


I have the face of a 12 year old boy,
the body of a 16 year old girl
and the hearing of an 80 year old man

i'm to far gone on the greys and i'd actually cop more flack if I put a rinse through it now then if I leave it

Johno6 wrote:

woodublieve12 wrote:

Johno6 wrote:all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.

could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t

my missus makes me put blonde in my hair to hide the greys..................


I have the face of a 12 year old boy,
the body of a 16 year old girl
and the hearing of an 80 year old man

how you doin'?