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I got a couple desk calendars and 'Damn you Auto Correct' is one. I will try to do 1 a weekday with one on weekend.
1/1/14

------You know what....duck it. you know what I'm going for.
------ F@#K
Mmm Duck
-------I'm getting very fisted right now. Noodle
-------Fruatrated**** MOODLE GOD DAMNIT.
Wow already getting fisted? Emily you and your hand are going to fast.
------- You know what? Duck you.

Thanks baby
------So... The la dazzlers came and did the barbecue game
What the hell?
------Wow. None of that happened.
------The 'landscapers came and did the backyard again

this thread makes no sense....

I think you should just go and look here http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

Bully wrote:this thread makes no sense....

You make no sense.

You know when you text on you mobile and the phone changes the words. This is that.

I once typed out a message for the missus along the lines of "I'm running late, start dinner without me" and autocorrect changed it to "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU DIRTY *#$@!". Needless to say I had to camp on the sofa that night. Damn you autocorrect...

Pseudo wrote:I once typed out a message for the missus along the lines of "I'm running late, start dinner without me" and autocorrect changed it to "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU DIRTY *#$@!". Needless to say I had to camp on the sofa that night. Damn you autocorrect...

F@#kn funny as bro. Love your work. I'm still laughing.

cracka wrote:

Pseudo wrote:I once typed out a message for the missus along the lines of "I'm running late, start dinner without me" and autocorrect changed it to "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU DIRTY *#$@!". Needless to say I had to camp on the sofa that night. Damn you autocorrect...

F@#kn funny as bro. Love your work. I'm still laughing.

He he nice.

------Your ringtone is the death march from star wars.
------I mean fatty vadars theme
------LOL Fatty = darth

Fatty Vader?
That's what the kids in Jedi school called him before he started that south beach diet.
------ That is a hilarious autocorrect

Does this calendar go for the whole year?

Fancy buying someone a 3 month calender

I was more hoping it was a 3 day calendar.

I'm a gangster. I'm a straight up G, the hamster life is the life for me.
STUPID AUTO CORRECT!!!
------Been spendin' most their lives in the hamsta paradise.
Don't make fun of me.......
------Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night bein a hamster is hella tight

Just found this thread ......WTF

Wish I hadn't.

6/1/2014

I know, I get a lot of crap I have to get through but every time I do I always think I might need it for something! LOL
------ I am holding on the 600 porns I wrote over the years that are juvenile at best.
------ Of course I meant poems
Oh it hurts! can't stop laughing
------ Lol
------ I could write porns

I dont find these funny at all, and I reckon they're all fake anyway.

If you like these, you'll probably like this - http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

Pretty confident most of thats fake too though

I typed in England Cricket Team and it autocorrected to Useless Pile of Crap

-----Yeah I think I'm working at my dads office this summer.
Yaa I'm working at my dads shop... It sucks
----- Lmao I just have to file papers idk what you have to do.
Same but it's like I have to elf baptise huge staks of paper.
----- Elf baptise
MY SPELL CHECK WASN'T WORKING B#$%H

The only thing to do with auto-correct is turn it off.
It is too pathetic to be funny.