Things that you rate!

[heater31]

A lot of you have already seen this on FB but I really rate my brand new front yard

Are you part Italian?

About 96%, yes. [emoji38]

Yeah I am

Hilarious, did you not know that! [emoji38]

Seriously though...

I live on a T junction so no one can park out the front of my house. I also have 2 driveways so it just made sense to make half of it pavers so

a) I dont have to mow grass, and

b) so visitors (and my brother) have somewhere to park their cars.

I'm all for very low maintenance

What about the cat door? Was that installed as well?

[Footy Chick]

there is no cat door to the front yard!

However, a bird bath has been strategically placed for her viewing pleasure

[Booney]

there is no cat door to the front yard!

However, a bird bath has been strategically placed so she drives herself nuts looking at them

There, fixed it for ya.

[Psyber]

A lot of you have already seen this on FB but I really rate my brand new front yard

Looks much tidier than my front yard.
How about giving me a hand?

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[Footy Chick]

Ha! Thanks for the offer Psybe but I'll pass

[Booney]

If you get one lady friend to do one square metre each Psyber, job done, you won't need to touch a thing.

[HH3]

If you get one lady friend to do one square metre each Psyber, job done, you won't need to touch a thing.

Except a lot of vaginas......yuck!

[Booney]

That wasn't exactly where I was intending for the conversation to go.....

[HH3]

If Im lurking, any convos probably gonna go in that direction.

[Booney]

What's wrong mate, having to D.I.Y?

[Lightning McQueen]

A lot of you have already seen this on FB but I really rate my brand new front yard

Looks much tidier than my front yard.
How about giving me a hand?

Home Garden .jpg

Looks like a good backdrop for a home movie Sybe.

[Johno6]

Tomorrow I leave for Hawaii for 3 weeks
cannot ******* wait

[helicopterking]

The smell of rain after a disgustingly hot day.

[mighty_tiger_79]

The smell of rain after a disgustingly hot day.

Standing in a few drops of precipitation was rather refreshing earlier

[Psyber]

If you get one lady friend to do one square metre each Psyber, job done, you won't need to touch a thing.

The newest one, whom I first went out with 12 months ago, has now moved in and driven all the others away.
We now treat her city unit as a convenient town house when we are too bushed to drive home.
(This is the one whose brother was an SAS officer.)

I guess I had to succumb eventually after 6 years as a widower,

[Booney]

If you get one lady friend to do one square metre each Psyber, job done, you won't need to touch a thing.

The newest one, whom I first went out with 12 months ago, has now moved in and driven all the others away.
We now treat her city unit as a convenient town house when we are too bushed to drive home.
(This is the one whose brother was an SAS officer.)

I guess I had to succumb eventually after 6 years as a widower,

This SAS Officer, does he move from one party to another, from time to time?

[OnSong]

If you get one lady friend to do one square metre each Psyber, job done, you won't need to touch a thing.

The newest one, whom I first went out with 12 months ago, has now moved in and driven all the others away.
We now treat her city unit as a convenient town house when we are too bushed to drive home.
(This is the one whose brother was an SAS officer.)

Perfect movie script if you decide to elope.

[Magellan]

Psyber's lady friend's brother was a member of the Super Army Soldiers? Wow!

[Booney]

Tomorrow I leave for Hawaii for 3 weeks
cannot ******* wait

Turn left at Albuquerque.

[OnSong]

Spider about the size of a 20c piece in the toilet bowl at work. I flush and watch as it curls into a ball and accepts its watery fate.

I do my business etc and stand up, turn around, spider is back on the edge of the toilet bowl.

I flush again, this time with genuine reason. Spider again does his curl into ball routine. Surely this time he's rooted.

Nope. All the rest of the rubbish is gone, but spider uncurls himself and walks off the surface of the water.

I didn't flush a third time. Dat spider got my respect. #fighter