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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:16 pm
by Brodlach
MW wrote:don't you guys have timers? I set my timer on the tap and also on my phone just incase


I do, got home a bit late after my lads footy training and was not in the right mind frame

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:36 pm
by Lightning McQueen
A description of a product at work for Domino's.

Valentines 11.5 inch box

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:07 pm
by Corona Man
Lightning McQueen wrote:A description of a product at work for Domino's.

Valentines 11.5 inch box

Nothing says Valentines day like a box with dots....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:33 pm
by Booney
Just spoke to a bloke up in Morgan, sorting out some blocks of ice for our houseboat in a few weeks.

I asked how big the blocks are, he said "About 3 foot by 2 foot by 18 inches. You understand feet and inches, don't you?"

"Yes mate, I measure my height in one and my length in the other"

He laughed his ******* head off. Then, he said "Don't tell me you're 14 inches tall!"

We both laughed our ******* heads off.

:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:40 pm
by Grenville
Just read an article on ex Tiges and Dees player Andrew Goodwin titled "Big man nose when it's time to go". Absolute pearler of an article. If you've never read 'Champions All' by Matt Zurbo do yourself a favour and have a squiz, best footy book I've ever read.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:16 am
by mighty_tiger_79
The channel 7 report on Sam Newman vs Skateboarders and then Sams follow up with his own vision

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:38 am
by cracka
Dave Gleeson ringing the Night Shift show at about 1.30am this morning (obviously had a few) on his way home from 8 ball. Roo & Ditts just replayed it & are hoping to speak to him soon, if he can be woken up :supz:
Rock on Gleeso.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:06 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Dave from Alberton gets another mention today, this time for stalking... :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:45 am
by Dutchy
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton gets another mention today, this time for stalking... :lol:


Is he on the payroll yet?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:48 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton gets another mention today, this time for stalking... [emoji38]


Is he on the payroll yet?
I think the fuel voucher was his payment

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:49 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dave from Alberton gets another mention today, this time for stalking... :lol:


Is he on the payroll yet?


The bloke should be, he adds so much to the show.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:43 am
by mighty_tiger_79
The whole KAK vs Yumi Stynes argument....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:56 am
by heater31
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The whole KAK vs Yumi Stynes argument....
Yet KAK is labeled a racist yet there has been aboriginal people speak up in support of her.....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:58 am
by HH3
I dont get the argument about the abuse suffered in regional communities...

Is it white people abusing aboriginals? Or amongst their own communities?

Why is it racist to call it out? Wouldn't you need to do that first to be able to combat it?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:56 pm
by Booney
Just had my first look at the Adelaide Oval Hotel plans, talk about rushed half arsed documents.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:05 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:Just had my first look at the Adelaide Oval Hotel plans, talk about rushed half arsed documents.

But that wouldn't have surprise you

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:06 pm
by stan
Booney wrote:Just had my first look at the Adelaide Oval Hotel plans, talk about rushed half arsed documents.
FFS this is still going ahead. It just shows the invested interests at play.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:47 am
by Corona Man
The way the Yanks can proclaim the Patriots as World Champions at a sport only played (at any serious level) in the USA. While I realise there is not a team anywhere else in the world that will come close to them (so by default they are World Champions) it still reeks of the Yanks not understanding the concept of countries outside their own borders.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:55 am
by Booney
stan wrote:
Booney wrote:Just had my first look at the Adelaide Oval Hotel plans, talk about rushed half arsed documents.
FFS this is still going ahead. It just shows the invested interests at play.


Done deal mate, development and planning approval fast tracked, $48m of our money being lent to the SMA to fund it, 155 dog boxes and two "King Suites" on the top floor to come.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:07 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Done deal mate, development and planning approval fast tracked, $48m of our money being lent to the SMA to fund it, 155 dog boxes and two "King Suites" on the top floor to come.

Apparently Adelaide Oval just isn't making enough money to make ends meet, perhaps they should stop practically giving away their beer and food.