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The look on my old mans face when he told me about the shark he encountered on the weekend being longer than his boat. ( 4.8m )

He was (great) white when he told me....3 days after the event.

Chick at work asked if I wanted the rest of her lunch, naturally I obliged.

She then brought it to my desk and I reached into my drawer and pulled out a plastic fork to which she says "I don't have germs and I'm sure you've had far worse in your mouth".

Funny girl, it shut me up!

Chris Martin's effort at yesterday's SuperBowl half-time extravaganza.

Magellan wrote:Chris Martin's effort at yesterday's SuperBowl half-time extravaganza.

How white did he feel, you reakon?

Bruno is popping out some smooth moves, Beyonce is grinding her way into our hearts ( and dreams ) while poor ol' lilly Chris tries a crotch grab and drop as he joins in.

Mars and Beyonce were excellent and actually they were helped by Martins terrible efforts.

It sounded as if Martin was sick or something cos that was horrid.
My Mrs is a coldplay fan and couldn't stand it.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:It sounded as if Martin was sick or something cos that was horrid.
My Mrs is a coldplay fan and couldn't stand it.

Now she knows how the rest of us have always felt...

Booney wrote:

Magellan wrote:Chris Martin's effort at yesterday's SuperBowl half-time extravaganza.

How white did he feel, you reakon?

Whiter than Snow White. It's like he was possessed by every single instance of honky-ness in the history of the USA and the more he tried to fight it the paler he got.

This is the only good thing that Coldplay have done since their first album.

https://youtu.be/zs7xO5P3Az4

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:It sounded as if Martin was sick or something cos that was horrid.

Isn't that how they always sound?

I don't know if this is made up or not. Still funny though.

In a nutshell (or a nutcase more like, to quote Basil Fawlty), a mum in England bought some lite milk from Coles by accident, and then wanted to exchange it (her kids don't drink lite milk, you see) so she took it to Woolies, who promptly refused to refund it on the basis she bought it from Coles. The Mum doesn't get why the exchange can't occur ("it's just milk so I don't see the problem") and then posts away on social media to let the world know why Woolies suck. The socialmedia-verse responds appropriately.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3443674/Mother-complains-Woolworths-refused-exchange-COLES-brand-milk.html

Magellan wrote:I don't know if this is made up or not. Still funny though.

In a nutshell (or a nutcase more like, to quote Basil Fawlty), a mum in England bought some lite milk from Coles by accident, and then wanted to exchange it (her kids don't drink lite milk, you see) so she took it to Woolies, who promptly refused to refund it on the basis she bought it from Coles. The Mum doesn't get why the exchange can't occur ("it's just milk so I don't see the problem") and then posts away on social media to let the world know why Woolies suck. The socialmedia-verse responds appropriately.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3443674/Mother-complains-Woolworths-refused-exchange-COLES-brand-milk.html

Surely thats a pisstake facebook page.

Her kids names are Slayde and Shazannah.....

Yeah. That second post by the mum, which uses those two coincidentally bogan names plus the phonetic spelling of obligations ('oblergashuns'), makes me think it's a little bit bullsh!t.

Having my own stalker on this site.
Funny thing is, I've got a fair idea who they are now

Spargo wrote:Having my own stalker on this site.
Funny thing is, I've got a fair idea who they are now

I find you

I feel her pain, I've not touched an ice cream since I last 'lacked toast in toddler ant'.

I thought she was a dead ringer for Britney.

Kanye West. Surely this guy's not real. He has to be some sort of social experiment or practical joke, right? No one could be as conceited as him and actually believe it.

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/music/audio-of-kanye-wests-saturday-night-live-meltdown-released-20160219-gmy1rm.html

Would love to see this creep put on a plane but we know it will never happen.