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HH3 wrote:Yeah me and my little fella...

She dont reply....I just get a big rolling of the eyes next time I see her

I can add you to the recipient list if you want though Johno

As long as your laughing with me not at me....

Johno6 wrote:nah its ok, if i wanted to see a tiny dick i would take a piss

Man is not known by inches alone!

Phantom Gossiper wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:God I hate stupid fecking hashtags but this is gold:

http://gizmodo.com/justin-timberlake-show-us-how-dumb-we-sound-when-we-use-1382465357

haha so good, last night i couldn't help but going around and "hashtagging" at the end of everything i said!

Stupid but soo funny coz its stupid

Hahah absolute gold!

@Footy Chick

Yeah I am pretty humorous

This guy cracks me up.

Parked on a busy street , I am sitting waiting here for my first job that is at 830am. Getting a park ôn this street is like winning the lottery . A elderly woman is driving up and down this street. She sees me sitting in my car waiting . She double parks , waiting for me to pull out and drive off thinking I am doing that. She waits ten minutes - beeps the horn , waits another 5 minutes , beeps the horn .

Then she gets out , abuses the shit out of me because I am not moving . I happily say I am waiting here . She continues to abuse me saying that you are not allowed to park , then just sit in your car ???WTF I have paid my ticket for 3 hours , I can wait where I want !

I then tell her to F off . She says - I am going to report you to the council for doing what you are doing
Ok then .... What law am I breaking I say
She has no answer
I then say - have a good day
She then says - I am going to ring your company and complain
I stood in front of her and said - I will call the office now if you like ?

She got back in her car , drove off

That's funny, except for the part where you told an old lady to eff off. That poor old duck probably assisted in the war effort by making bullets so your could park your bloody car there.



No respect in the world anymore...

bitches be crazy

I was just typing the same thing

Footy Chick wrote:That's funny, except for the part where you told an old lady to eff off. That poor old duck probably assisted in the war effort by making bullets so your could park your bloody car there.



No respect in the world anymore...

She would be 80-90 years old if she did. Shouldn't be driving.

and your point is?

old people shouldn't drive.....


so can I grab a lift off someone home

Bet ya she was driving a BMW or Audi...old bitches in those cars are the worst. They have to earn my respect coz I assume they're all just living off their husbands coin.

Johno6 wrote:women shouldn't drive.....


so can I grab a lift off someone home

Edited for accuracy

The second you go off at someone is the second you lost the "old person" rights.

Dissident wrote:The second you go off at someone is the second you lost the "old person" rights.

Exactly.

Losing your shit, instead of calmly airing your grievances with someone like an adult, entitles you to nothing, regardless of your age, gender, ethnicity etc.

Bully wrote:Parked on a busy street , I am sitting waiting here for my first job that is at 830am. Getting a park ôn this street is like winning the lottery . A elderly woman is driving up and down this street. She sees me sitting in my car waiting . She double parks , waiting for me to pull out and drive off thinking I am doing that. She waits ten minutes - beeps the horn , waits another 5 minutes , beeps the horn .

Then she gets out , abuses the shit out of me because I am not moving . I happily say I am waiting here . She continues to abuse me saying that you are not allowed to park , then just sit in your car ???WTF I have paid my ticket for 3 hours , I can wait where I want !

I then tell her to F off . She says - I am going to report you to the council for doing what you are doing
Ok then .... What law am I breaking I say
She has no answer
I then say - have a good day
She then says - I am going to ring your company and complain
I stood in front of her and said - I will call the office now if you like ?

She got back in her car , drove off

So just to follow up in this

The old lady did ring my company and complain. She made up a story that I chased her down the street at threatened her life
Bit hard when I have a laptop, and a phone system in my hand when I got out of my car to respond to her abusing me

She then had apparently rung the police and put in a police report about me . That's good , but I have or had a witness to the incident and I responded to the police incident with the witness , and she has since said " I will take this matter no further " to the police ....

All this over me sitting in my car minding my own business waiting to go into the building to start my day .

Bully wrote:

Bully wrote:Parked on a busy street , I am sitting waiting here for my first job that is at 830am. Getting a park ôn this street is like winning the lottery . A elderly woman is driving up and down this street. She sees me sitting in my car waiting . She double parks , waiting for me to pull out and drive off thinking I am doing that. She waits ten minutes - beeps the horn , waits another 5 minutes , beeps the horn .

Then she gets out , abuses the shit out of me because I am not moving . I happily say I am waiting here . She continues to abuse me saying that you are not allowed to park , then just sit in your car ???WTF I have paid my ticket for 3 hours , I can wait where I want !

I then tell her to F off . She says - I am going to report you to the council for doing what you are doing
Ok then .... What law am I breaking I say
She has no answer
I then say - have a good day
She then says - I am going to ring your company and complain
I stood in front of her and said - I will call the office now if you like ?

She got back in her car , drove off

So just to follow up in this

The old lady did ring my company and complain. She made up a story that I chased her down the street at threatened her life
Bit hard when I have a laptop, and a phone system in my hand when I got out of my car to respond to her abusing me

She then had apparently rung the police and put in a police report about me . That's good , but I have or had a witness to the incident and I responded to the police incident with the witness , and she has since said " I will take this matter no further " to the police ....

All this over me sitting in my car minding my own business waiting to go into the building to start my day .

Well done mate, alot of old people are starting to build up too much arrogance on the road. An old lady recently reversed into my car and didn't even realise she'd hit me, she then tried the old I don't have to give you any information until my husband comes down and inspects the damage, needless to say she's paying the big bucks to fix a little dent now.

Bully wrote:

Bully wrote:Parked on a busy street , I am sitting waiting here for my first job that is at 830am. Getting a park ôn this street is like winning the lottery . A elderly woman is driving up and down this street. She sees me sitting in my car waiting . She double parks , waiting for me to pull out and drive off thinking I am doing that. She waits ten minutes - beeps the horn , waits another 5 minutes , beeps the horn .

Then she gets out , abuses the shit out of me because I am not moving . I happily say I am waiting here . She continues to abuse me saying that you are not allowed to park , then just sit in your car ???WTF I have paid my ticket for 3 hours , I can wait where I want !

I then tell her to F off . She says - I am going to report you to the council for doing what you are doing
Ok then .... What law am I breaking I say
She has no answer
I then say - have a good day
She then says - I am going to ring your company and complain
I stood in front of her and said - I will call the office now if you like ?

She got back in her car , drove off

So just to follow up in this

The old lady did ring my company and complain. She made up a story that I chased her down the street at threatened her life
Bit hard when I have a laptop, and a phone system in my hand when I got out of my car to respond to her abusing me

She then had apparently rung the police and put in a police report about me . That's good , but I have or had a witness to the incident and I responded to the police incident with the witness , and she has since said " I will take this matter no further " to the police ....

All this over me sitting in my car minding my own business waiting to go into the building to start my day .

You follow arsenal, you deserve every bit of the shit and more that comes your way