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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:47 pm
by Vamos
Lightning McQueen wrote:
cracka wrote:Women packing for a house move.

The wife puts the same amount of tape on the bottom of a box of pillows as she does on the same size box of DVDs & then wonders why the ass falls out of the box containing the DVDs

Then packing a van & trailer she just randomly throws shit in/on. I call her the bull at a gate removalist. I was able to rearrange things to fit twice as much per load

:D

I’m hearing you, I’m Tetris-like when packing vans or trailers, nothing tests a relationship like moving house together


I'm like that loading up the shopping trolley even :D

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:51 pm
by Vamos
cracka wrote:
Booney wrote:People who pack pillows in boxes.

They were the 8 extra pillows we have on the bed that get thrown on the floor every night when we sleep :D


Ridiculous decorating fad that should be outlawed :twisted:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:53 pm
by Spargo
Vamos wrote:
cracka wrote:
Booney wrote:People who pack pillows in boxes.

They were the 8 extra pillows we have on the bed that get thrown on the floor every night when we sleep :D


Ridiculous decorating fad that should be outlawed :twisted:

Cluttering up the work bench.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:56 pm
by Vamos
Spargo wrote:
Vamos wrote:
cracka wrote:
Booney wrote:People who pack pillows in boxes.

They were the 8 extra pillows we have on the bed that get thrown on the floor every night when we sleep :D


Ridiculous decorating fad that should be outlawed :twisted:

Cluttering up the work bench.


:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 6:50 am
by cracka
Vamos wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
cracka wrote:Women packing for a house move.

The wife puts the same amount of tape on the bottom of a box of pillows as she does on the same size box of DVDs & then wonders why the ass falls out of the box containing the DVDs

Then packing a van & trailer she just randomly throws shit in/on. I call her the bull at a gate removalist. I was able to rearrange things to fit twice as much per load

:D

I’m hearing you, I’m Tetris-like when packing vans or trailers, nothing tests a relationship like moving house together


I'm like that loading up the shopping trolley even :D

Yep

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:38 am
by DOC
Vamos wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
cracka wrote:Women packing for a house move.

The wife puts the same amount of tape on the bottom of a box of pillows as she does on the same size box of DVDs & then wonders why the ass falls out of the box containing the DVDs

Then packing a van & trailer she just randomly throws shit in/on. I call her the bull at a gate removalist. I was able to rearrange things to fit twice as much per load

:D

I’m hearing you, I’m Tetris-like when packing vans or trailers, nothing tests a relationship like moving house together


I'm like that loading up the shopping trolley even :D


How I imagine it

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:08 am
by Lightning McQueen
That cargo warrants strap downs

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:24 am
by PatowalongaPirate
Lightning McQueen wrote:That cargo warrants strap downs

Or a tightly secured basket at the very least.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:27 am
by Pseudo
I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:31 am
by amber_fluid
Pseudo wrote:I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...


He’s definitely not a Chardonnay and apricot slice type operator…………..

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:44 pm
by Vamos
Pseudo wrote:I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...


Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:06 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Vamos wrote:
Pseudo wrote:I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...


Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

You know you’ve got a drinking problem when you’re carrying out a box of hammer n tongs from the piss shop!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:14 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Pseudo wrote:I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...


Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

You know you’ve got a drinking problem when you’re carrying out a box of hammer n tongs from the piss shop!


Even I refuse to drink that shit!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:17 pm
by Spargo
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Pseudo wrote:I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...


Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

You know you’ve got a drinking problem when you’re carrying out a box of hammer n tongs from the piss shop!


Even I refuse to drink that shit!

I’m calling bullshit.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:17 pm
by Booney
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Pseudo wrote:I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...


Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

You know you’ve got a drinking problem when you’re carrying out a box of hammer n tongs from the piss shop!


Even I refuse to drink that shit!


It's awful shit, tastes like Carlton Draught.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:20 pm
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

You know you’ve got a drinking problem when you’re carrying out a box of hammer n tongs from the piss shop!


Even I refuse to drink that shit!


It's awful shit, tastes like Carlton Draught.


Ah ah ah!
Nothing like Carlton’s finest!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:22 pm
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

You know you’ve got a drinking problem when you’re carrying out a box of hammer n tongs from the piss shop!


Even I refuse to drink that shit!

I’m calling bullshit.


Well poured into a cold pint glass then maybe ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 6:36 pm
by Vamos
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Pseudo wrote:I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...


Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

You know you’ve got a drinking problem when you’re carrying out a box of hammer n tongs from the piss shop!


Cozzie Livs Bruvs!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:54 pm
by Pseudo
Saw this pile of books in the bookshop in the Myer centre (Page and Turner?) a while ago.

Interesting juxtaposition of titles...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 8:52 am
by Brodlach
Pseudo wrote:Saw this pile of books in the bookshop in the Myer centre (Page and Turner?) a while ago.

Interesting juxtaposition of titles...

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Give away pile?