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The Bedge wrote:Laughed this morning.. how times have changed.

I remember when i worked in a servo, was a big poster used to say take helmets / facemasks off before entering store.

Now there is a big poster that says can not enter without putting facemask on

I filled up with petrol today at 5am and as I put my mask on to go in and pay I had a blow out and the strings on the mask both snapped, didn't have any spares in the car either.

Walked in the petrol station with my collar of the jacket I was wearing over my mouth and nose so I didn't feel like a criminal. How times have changed.

The Bedge wrote:Laughed this morning.. how times have changed.

I remember when i worked in a servo, was a big poster used to say take helmets / facemasks off before entering store.

Now there is a big poster that says can not enter without putting facemask on

Yep, working in a bank its completely weird, esp as I've been in a hold up its quite disconcerting!

I laugh when I post something in the ammos thread and people with over-inflated ego's think it's about them, when in reality we all know I would never give them the time of day

About 20 past.

Chick at work was sliding a box along the ground and thought she'd be funny and said to me "Hey look at my big box"

I returned with "Yeah, I can see it, it's dragging along the ground"

With that she lost grip, dropped it and then fell over it pissing herself laughing.

I then done the right thing, grabbed her box and took it to where it was heading.

A man walking a wombat on a lead this morning. Went around the block just to see if I saw that correctly.

Brodlach wrote:A man walking a wombat on a lead this morning. Went around the block just to see if I saw that correctly.

Did you yell out, "Hey, fatso"??

Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work was sliding a box along the ground and thought she'd be funny and said to me "Hey look at my big box"

I returned with "Yeah, I can see it, it's dragging along the ground"

With that she lost grip, dropped it and then fell over it pissing herself laughing.

I then done the right thing, grabbed her box and took it to where it was heading.

Who said chivalry was dead?

The Bedge wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.

Corona Man wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work was sliding a box along the ground and thought she'd be funny and said to me "Hey look at my big box"

I returned with "Yeah, I can see it, it's dragging along the ground"

With that she lost grip, dropped it and then fell over it pissing herself laughing.

I then done the right thing, grabbed her box and took it to where it was heading.

Who said chivalry was dead?

Yeah, I'd hate to see a woman struggling with her box.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

The Bedge wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.

One handed?

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tipper wrote:One handed?

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It takes two hands to handle a burger.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

tipper wrote:One handed?

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It takes two hands to handle a burger.

She had a burger box???[emoji15]

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Lightning McQueen wrote:

The Bedge wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.

“Ah, I was just making sure…”

Spargo wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

The Bedge wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.

“Ah, I was just making sure…”

"I think I'll move to Australia."

tipper wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

The Bedge wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:I then done the right thing, grabbed her box.

Opportunist.

Mick Dundee style.

One handed?

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NSFW

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1aa4ab7e-feb1-43f6-aeda-aa77a951dd74/gif

am Bays wrote:
NSFW

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1aa4ab7e-feb1-43f6-aeda-aa77a951dd74/gif

Iconic moment of cinematography.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

tipper wrote:One handed?

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It takes two hands to handle a burger.

She had a burger box???[emoji15]

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Finger licking good.

Someone keeps ringing this angry dude at work from a private number, he answers and they hang up.

They keep doing it and he keeps answering it, getting angrier each time but he can't help but answer it in the same polite manner each time.