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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:54 am
by The Bedge
Seeing the latest theories relating to COVID on Facebook.

Pt Arthur was a government setup to ensure the government could remove peoples firearms, so that when then began enforcing "New World Order" through COVID then people couldn't defend themselves.

Cops are all in on it too, that's why they're patrolling borders/streets and stopping non-conformance.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:35 am
by Jimmy_041
Footy Chick wrote:this

https://www.facebook.com/adelaidevipers/posts/4331471036897795?comment_id=4339551249423107&notif_id=1626651076409685&notif_t=feed_comment_reply&ref=notif

@Trader - the precious soccer people are complaining about a splash of water on their soccer pitch :lol: and Charles Sturt Council are at fault for paying more attention to the median strip on Port Road :lol:

I might direct them to Modbury FC and then lets see if they still want to complain :lol:




Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:48 pm
by Wedgie
Think I'm in the bad books with the wife, as I have to wear masks at work I bought some online, couple of sporting masks and one with a zipper on it like a gimp mask.
The gimp mask one came in a small size. I have a big head so I gave it to the missus and she reckons I'm trying to tell her something and threw it back in my face. :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:53 pm
by whufc
Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell. :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:56 pm
by Wedgie
whufc wrote:Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell. :lol:

Pfft, I don't care, its always a talking point in the front bar as it is a sports bar and brightens up the place a bit. Maybe I should wear my guernsey as well. Don't think the Port locals would enjoy that. :lol:
So far have a Geelong, Central Coast and Canberra Raiders mask, just waiting on the North Adelaide masks to get delivered from OS.
The disposable masks look shitty IMHO, the ones I have are a good size and easy to breathe in.
The more I have, the less washing I have to do too.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:16 pm
by The Bedge
Should go in the things that make you sad thread.. but returning from lunch (seafood laksa, was amazing).. got in the lift and as i stepped in this computer voice informed "Lift overloaded"

WTF! I was the only person in there! I know i'm fat but geez louise!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:29 pm
by daysofourlives
The Bedge wrote:Seeing the latest theories relating to COVID on Facebook.

Pt Arthur was a government setup to ensure the government could remove peoples firearms, so that when then began enforcing "New World Order" through COVID then people couldn't defend themselves.

Cops are all in on it too, that's why they're patrolling borders/streets and stopping non-conformance.



Mate theyve been around for years, Pm me for anymore interesting facts ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 12:04 pm
by Psyber
daysofourlives wrote:
The Bedge wrote:Seeing the latest theories relating to COVID on Facebook.

Pt Arthur was a government setup to ensure the government could remove peoples firearms, so that when then began enforcing "New World Order" through COVID then people couldn't defend themselves.

Cops are all in on it too, that's why they're patrolling borders/streets and stopping non-conformance.

Mate they've been around for years, Pm me for anymore interesting facts ;)


Our political and social pressure groups are not organised enough to run such a coherent programme over that much time. It is well known that any group of more than 9 people tends to break into factions - just look at our political parties!

The only way to pull that sort of plan off is in a military controlled environment where everyone has been extensively trained to obey the hierarchy.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:51 pm
by daysofourlives
Psyber wrote:
daysofourlives wrote:
The Bedge wrote:Seeing the latest theories relating to COVID on Facebook.

Pt Arthur was a government setup to ensure the government could remove peoples firearms, so that when then began enforcing "New World Order" through COVID then people couldn't defend themselves.

Cops are all in on it too, that's why they're patrolling borders/streets and stopping non-conformance.

Mate they've been around for years, Pm me for anymore interesting facts ;)


Our political and social pressure groups are not organised enough to run such a coherent programme over that much time. It is well known that any group of more than 9 people tends to break into factions - just look at our political parties!

The only way to pull that sort of plan off is in a military controlled environment where everyone has been extensively trained to obey the hierarchy.


You got it in one, it was a miltary operation of sorts, the secret service for want of a better word.
Do a bit of research on shots fired and kills, highly trained operative, definitely not random spraying of bullets that someone with Bryant's IQ and abilities would attain

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:57 pm
by Corona Man
From a grassy knoll?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:11 am
by Lightning McQueen
Thought I'd open a few emails to unsubscribe to shit I don't read or can't even recall subscribing to in the first place.

Kogan is a regular pest, I've never brought anything from them so I follow the prompts to unsubscribe to "all" correspondence.

Two minutes later an email from Kogan telling me that I've changed my subscription.

F****** idiots.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:20 am
by mots02
whufc wrote:Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell. :lol:


With or without sneans?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:44 am
by whufc
mots02 wrote:
whufc wrote:Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell. :lol:


With or without sneans?


Surely with sneans!!! Definitely wouldn't be wearing a Davoren Park Dingos mask with chinos that's for sure. ;) :lol:

@bedge

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:48 am
by The Bedge
whufc wrote:
mots02 wrote:
whufc wrote:Is wearing a sports team facemask on the same level as a grown man wearing a guernsey...…..asking for Morrell. :lol:


With or without sneans?


Surely with sneans!!! Definitely wouldn't be wearing a Davoren Park Dingos mask with chinos that's for sure. ;) :lol:

@bedge

With sneans 100%

Also rock a starter cap backwards with sunnies on your head and wonder why the sun is constantly in your eyes.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 5:18 pm
by Spargo
Getting “hit on” by another bloke today in a public toilet.
Yep, the big fella’s still got it :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 5:20 pm
by DOC
Quick poll:

Did Spargo say Yes or No?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 5:24 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
NO - he would have just left Annes joint.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 5:40 pm
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:Getting “hit on” by another bloke today in a public toilet.
Yep, the big fella’s still got it :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 6:06 pm
by Brodlach
I’d believed it was him if he had North Melbourne boxers on.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 6:29 pm
by Corona Man
Spargo wrote:Getting “hit on” by another bloke today in a public toilet.
Yep, the big fella’s still got it :lol:

Bragging about the size of your Willy?