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We were walking through Stratco yesterday afternoon looking for some bolts that were missing for a dressing table when my daughter spots a sign that said half nuts.

She then taps my son on the shoulder and says "Hey look, there's you".



*He lost a testicle last year in a schoolyard accident.

I was today years old when I realised why they call Andrew Forrest "Twiggy"

Lightning McQueen wrote:We were walking through Stratco yesterday afternoon looking for some bolts that were missing for a dressing table when my daughter spots a sign that said half nuts.

She then taps my son on the shoulder and says "Hey look, there's you".



*He lost a testicle last year in a schoolyard accident.

how on earth do you tell us that story....but not the story of how it happened.

like man, that is ****** up i hope he is all good and no long term issues etc.

but man..... howwwww



(ps sorry if you have told this story on here before)

Page 119 of what makes you sad.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

JK wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Got called away to the hospital yesterday after my lad got kicked in the nuts messing about at school, had a hematoma and was getting no blood supply to his golf ball sized haggot so was then rushed to the WCH from Modbury.

They were thinking of operating but in the end it was preferred that it heal naturally after all the scans and ultrasounds showed there should be no permanent damage, pretty scary ordeal though, he was in absolute agony and I could feel the pain.

Bloody hell, thats worst nightmare kinda stuff, hope your lad's on the mend ASAP mate

It was, I can't handle seeing my kids hurt, they generally have strong thresholds so I know they are serious when they show it.

Sadly they’re removing his testicle tonight, I feel broken and sick

holy shit! sorry i didnt see this before.

hope he is as good as can be expected now!

Johno6 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:We were walking through Stratco yesterday afternoon looking for some bolts that were missing for a dressing table when my daughter spots a sign that said half nuts.

She then taps my son on the shoulder and says "Hey look, there's you".



*He lost a testicle last year in a schoolyard accident.

how on earth do you tell us that story....but not the story of how it happened.

like man, that is ****** up i hope he is all good and no long term issues etc.

but man..... howwwww



(ps sorry if you have told this story on here before)

It cost him an association batting, bowling and cricketer of the year trophy but he ended up coming back for the Grand Final, didn't play at all last season though.

He handled it better than I did, his first night at Central try-outs he introduced himself as one-nut.

He's always smiling and always positive, he just has to guard his other one with dear life, he can't really get a prosthetic until he's 18-20, otherwise they'll be lop-sided.

When we came back from his brain operation I said "Geez, that's a pretty impressive scar behind your ear"

His reply "If you think that's impressive you should see the one on my ballsack"

When you get quoted $450-$500 to fix an air con fault in your vehicle.
(I know very little re mechanics) but a quick online search & YouTube video, even I can do this job in 10 minutes.
The part cost me $23 on eBay...

Spargo wrote:When you get quoted $450-$500 to fix an air con fault in your vehicle.
(I know very little re mechanics) but a quick online search & YouTube video, even I can do this job in 10 minutes.
The part cost me $23 on eBay...

Same as dishwashers and washing machines.

Spargo wrote:When you get quoted $450-$500 to fix an air con fault in your vehicle.
(I know very little re mechanics) but a quick online search & YouTube video, even I can do this job in 10 minutes.
The part cost me $23 on eBay...

Same with my evap AC. Quoted 400 to replace a solenoid valve I found online for $30 and did it myself in 10 minutes.

The new Borat movie. I have tears. Geez the yanks must hate him. The debutante ball father and daughter dance is ******* hilarious.

6am: Rise and shine, a new week, I'll go for a ride this arvo and a trip to the gym.
noon: Looking forward to knock off, ride, gym and stop in for some shopping afterwards as I prepare my list.
2pm: Might just do the gym, don't know if I can be bothered with the ride.
4pm: What a shit day, f*** I feel like a beer.

Cornesy on ch 7 saying Port would have made a better fist of it on Saturday night...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Cornesy on ch 7 saying Port would have made a better fist of it on Saturday night...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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That's what the prelim was for.

If Gablett didn't break 5 minutes in Danger plays more in the middle and a decent defender isn't wasted trying to nullify Gablett's impact, in the end Bobo The Clown could've stood him.

So many variables, and then there's Dusty.

#DonutDick trending on Twitter.

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800. That’s the number Daniel Andrews should be reflecting on.

Rather than gloating, he should take responsibility for 800 Victorians who died in the second wave caused by his hotel quarantine fiasco.

The last four months has been a tragedy for so many families.

Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Wedgie wrote:Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Big hands.

Booney wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Big hands.

Correct

Booney wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Big hands.

Small donuts