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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bully » Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:58 am

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pafc1870 wrote:The whole "no serving people who are hammered" rule needs to be enforced more. So many times at a pub you'll see someone stagger up to the bar and somehow get served.

Good luck enforcing that - it may well cost you your job


how so? if its the law and the manager is caught doing this or forcing his/her staff to serve someone who is over the top, wouldn't they lose their liquor licence ?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby daysofourlives » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:18 pm

Bully wrote:
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pafc1870 wrote:The whole "no serving people who are hammered" rule needs to be enforced more. So many times at a pub you'll see someone stagger up to the bar and somehow get served.

Good luck enforcing that - it may well cost you your job


how so? if its the law and the manager is caught doing this or forcing his/her staff to serve someone who is over the top, wouldn't they lose their liquor licence ?


Given most employees are casual anyone who steps out of line would get the sorry we dont have work for you anymore or a reduction in hours until you quit
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby daysofourlives » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:19 pm

When would be the last time any staff were prosecuted for serving a drunk person?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:08 pm

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Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Hazbeen » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:09 pm

daysofourlives wrote:When would be the last time any staff were prosecuted for serving a drunk person?


Barman at Mallala pub got done a few years ago on Balak Cup day
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:53 pm

Our delivery driver already complaining about the heat. He said "Anyone says it aint even hot, Im gonna punch them in the face"...

Guess what I just said to him :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:36 pm

HH3 wrote:Our delivery driver already complaining about the heat. He said "Anyone says it aint even hot, Im gonna punch them in the face"...

Guess what I just said to him :lol:


Was he game enough to get one in?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:37 pm

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HH3 wrote:Our delivery driver already complaining about the heat. He said "Anyone says it aint even hot, Im gonna punch them in the face"...

Guess what I just said to him :lol:


Was he game enough to get one in?


Nah he's a pussycat
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:38 pm

HH3 wrote:
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HH3 wrote:Our delivery driver already complaining about the heat. He said "Anyone says it aint even hot, Im gonna punch them in the face"...

Guess what I just said to him :lol:


Was he game enough to get one in?


Nah he's a pussycat


You're right though, it's not hot today...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:41 pm

Nah he whinges about something new every day...too hot, too cold, too much work, not enough work...its hard to keep up sometimes. Good dude for the most part though.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:43 pm

HH3 wrote:Nah he whinges about something new every day...too hot, too cold, too much work, not enough work...its hard to keep up sometimes. Good dude for the most part though.


But a better bloke if he stopped whinging?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:46 pm

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HH3 wrote:Nah he whinges about something new every day...too hot, too cold, too much work, not enough work...its hard to keep up sometimes. Good dude for the most part though.


But a better bloke if he stopped whinging?


Yeah...id probably socialise with him outside of work if it wasnt for the whinging...i dont think i could stop myself from telling him to shut the **** up if id had a couple of Bundys :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:47 pm

HH3 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
HH3 wrote:Nah he whinges about something new every day...too hot, too cold, too much work, not enough work...its hard to keep up sometimes. Good dude for the most part though.


But a better bloke if he stopped whinging?


Yeah...id probably socialise with him outside of work if it wasnt for the whinging...i dont think i could stop myself from telling him to shut the **** up if id had a couple of Bundys :lol:


A brew is always good for loosening the tongue...

I know a few mates like that, but I don't have much to do with them anymore. I'm too much of a homebody these days.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:49 pm

Yeah Im an old man now. Home, in my jim jams with my slippers on, blanky over my legs with the cat on my lap is pretty much how I spend every night.

If Im not in my jim jams by 6pm, Im not a happy camper.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:53 pm

HH3 wrote:Yeah Im an old man now. Home, in my jim jams with my slippers on, blanky over my legs with the cat on my lap is pretty much how I spend every night.

If Im not in my jim jams by 6pm, Im not a happy camper.


My wife makes fun of me because (among other things) as soon as I walk in the door, I undress and quickly put on my pyjamas and socks. I wear socks because I can't stand being barefoot for some unknown reason.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:56 pm

Failed Creation & HH3 - the future of Australia :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:58 pm

Spargo wrote:Failed Creation & HH3 - the future of Australia :lol:


That's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. Cheers, Spargo!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:17 pm

Nathan Grima.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:45 pm

HH3 wrote:Nathan Grima.



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Sorry Dude » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:14 am

The Desk Pop scene from 'The Other Guys'.
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