Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:47 pm
Booney wrote:"Rate my plate" on Facebook.
Will be tough to beat for my favourite social media page of 2019. Some of the comments
Booney wrote:"Rate my plate" on Facebook.
Get a greyhound.... they love to be alone, sleep a fair chunk of the day, need a walk once or twice a week... absolutely perfect for working a familyBooney wrote:Since the two beagles that lived in our homestead passed away Miss Boon has been keen on getting another dog, so much so that I caved just on a year ago and allowed the unthinkable, a cat joined our family unit. I've never been a cat person, however, Archie is growing on me, literally, I sit anywhere and he's on my lap.
He's also made his way into our room on the foot of our bed at night, that doesn't make me laugh and that's another story, but, Miss Boon constantly sends me rescue dogs to consider.
Right at this point there's no way a new dog would work in our family unit, with 4 people working during the day the dog would be home alone for some considerable hours, if it's hyperactive it would be destroying our recently updated outdoor area or if in the grassed part of the yard digging out to freedom. It just won't work.
Had an exchange with Miss this afternoon.
Images of dog arrives, 2 year old beagle who is "overly excitable" has "bad manners" and needs "lots more training", errr, no.
"Sorry" I say, "It's not going to work for us, you know that"
"It will never work until you're 70 and retired"
"You think you're living with me when I'm 70?!?!?" [emoji38]
mickey wrote:Get a greyhound.... they love to be alone, sleep a fair chunk of the day, need a walk once or twice a week... absolutely perfect for working a familyBooney wrote:Since the two beagles that lived in our homestead passed away Miss Boon has been keen on getting another dog, so much so that I caved just on a year ago and allowed the unthinkable, a cat joined our family unit. I've never been a cat person, however, Archie is growing on me, literally, I sit anywhere and he's on my lap.
He's also made his way into our room on the foot of our bed at night, that doesn't make me laugh and that's another story, but, Miss Boon constantly sends me rescue dogs to consider.
Right at this point there's no way a new dog would work in our family unit, with 4 people working during the day the dog would be home alone for some considerable hours, if it's hyperactive it would be destroying our recently updated outdoor area or if in the grassed part of the yard digging out to freedom. It just won't work.
Had an exchange with Miss this afternoon.
Images of dog arrives, 2 year old beagle who is "overly excitable" has "bad manners" and needs "lots more training", errr, no.
"Sorry" I say, "It's not going to work for us, you know that"
"It will never work until you're 70 and retired"
"You think you're living with me when I'm 70?!?!?" [emoji38]
Booney wrote:Since the two beagles that lived in our homestead passed away Miss Boon has been keen on getting another dog, so much so that I caved just on a year ago and allowed the unthinkable, a cat joined our family unit. I've never been a cat person, however, Archie is growing on me, literally, I sit anywhere and he's on my lap.
He's also made his way into our room on the foot of our bed at night, that doesn't make me laugh and that's another story, but, Miss Boon constantly sends me rescue dogs to consider.
Right at this point there's no way a new dog would work in our family unit, with 4 people working during the day the dog would be home alone for some considerable hours, if it's hyperactive it would be destroying our recently updated outdoor area or if in the grassed part of the yard digging out to freedom. It just won't work.
Had an exchange with Miss this afternoon.
Images of dog arrives, 2 year old beagle who is "overly excitable" has "bad manners" and needs "lots more training", errr, no.
"Sorry" I say, "It's not going to work for us, you know that"
"It will never work until you're 70 and retired"
"You think you're living with me when I'm 70?!?!?"
HH3 wrote:If I get the job Im up for at the moment, I might get a dog, since Ill have two weeks at home to train it between finishing and starting.
Mrs HH3 wants a golden retriever and I want a sausage dog.
HH3 wrote:If I get the job Im up for at the moment, I might get a dog, since Ill have two weeks at home to train it between finishing and starting.
Mrs HH3 wants a golden retriever and I want a sausage dog.
Try everything once.amber_fluid wrote:HH3 wrote:If I get the job Im up for at the moment, I might get a dog, since Ill have two weeks at home to train it between finishing and starting.
Mrs HH3 wants a golden retriever and I want a sausage dog.
I’ve heard you like the sausage!
Theyll be fine. Theyre very friendly guys.Footy Chick wrote:HH3 wrote:If I get the job Im up for at the moment, I might get a dog, since Ill have two weeks at home to train it between finishing and starting.
Mrs HH3 wants a golden retriever and I want a sausage dog.
Do the cats get a vote?
I'm pretty sure they'll say neither [emoji38]
Booney wrote:Glad I wasn't the skipper on the other side!
Craigmore "B" made 245, not great but something to bowl at.
North Eastern Knights "A" opener slaps 275 off 297 balls with 34 x 4's and 13 x 6's on the way to 5/488.
Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Glad I wasn't the skipper on the other side!
Craigmore "B" made 245, not great but something to bowl at.
North Eastern Knights "A" opener slaps 275 off 297 balls with 34 x 4's and 13 x 6's on the way to 5/488.
And he's a forumite!!
245 will win you more games than you'll lose at that level.
Corona Man wrote:New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!
Corona Man wrote:New Zealand has been taken over by Lime Scooters! Spent 3 nights in Auckland and they are a menace. Down in Christchurch now and the are everywhere. Can’t understand why they don’t do like the Aussies, and throw them in the local river!