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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:06 pm
by HH3
Brodlach wrote:So you did have lunch with Booney and Johno today?


Nah Booneys annoyed at me for stumping him on something on Facebook.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:07 pm
by amber_fluid
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


What do they care, you’re back now and you can fix it.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:08 pm
by Corona Man
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


At least she is "upselling"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:10 pm
by HH3
Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


At least she is "upselling"


In the biz, we call it "upsetting customers".

Im surprised Booney actually got his order.

I'll give them credit for that.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:13 pm
by Booney
We got a heap of stuff we didn't order. Spargo has it in his van.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:14 pm
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:We got a heap of stuff we didn't order. Spargo has it in his van.


Who do I put my order in too?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:15 pm
by Brodlach
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:We got a heap of stuff we didn't order. Spargo has it in his van.


Who do I put my order in too?

Certainly no one in HH3’s office

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:34 pm
by HH3
Brodlach wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:We got a heap of stuff we didn't order. Spargo has it in his van.


Who do I put my order in too?

Certainly no one in HH3’s office


True dat

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:37 pm
by Spargo
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


*Scientist

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:45 pm
by HH3
Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Imagine the old boilers in the office sitting back and enjoying life without the know-it-all young prick there for the week telling them how to turn their monitor on or how to process an order.

:lol:


One of them couldn't work out an order for 1 ctn of toilet paper today.

The PO had the product code, the carton quantity, the product description and the price.

She invoiced a completely different product the cost twice as much, and emailed the invoice to them.

F**kin rocket surgeon.


*Scientist


Sorry

*Brain scientist.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:15 pm
by Footy Chick
The LOW SECURITY prisoner going on the run at OTR.

Even funnier are the spud parents from Charles Campbell across the road being outraged that the school wasn't locked down when it happened :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:21 pm
by heater31
Footy Chick wrote:The LOW SECURITY prisoner going on the run at OTR.

Even funnier are the spud parents from Charles Campbell across the road being outraged that the school wasn't locked down when it happened :lol:



And these peanuts are protesting about being privatised :roll:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:11 pm
by Lightning McQueen
I've been on to our IT dept to get a blanket change done to heap of products that I think are set up incorrectly I have to change manually every time we run them.

A dude from IT replied with a list of jobs that my request affects and asked me to run my eyes over them so he can go ahead with the changes, there are 13,902 products and it was a 483 page spreadsheet.

I guess I did ask LOL.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:02 am
by Spargo
Mrs Spargo just dropped Miss 5 & 8 at school and on returning home has discovered they have swapped a couple of dozen household items with their Coles mini counterparts.
Coffee, Weetbix, Nutella, Teabags, Milk, Juice etc - all replaced :lol:
Good luck finding where they’ve hidden the real ones...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:04 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Mrs Spargo just dropped Miss 5 & 8 at school and on returning home has discovered they have swapped a couple of dozen household items with their Coles mini counterparts.
Coffee, Weetbix, Nutella, Teabags, Milk, Juice etc - all replaced :lol:
Good luck finding where they’ve hidden the real ones...

Milk LOL

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:51 am
by JK
Lightning McQueen wrote:I've been on to our IT dept to get a blanket change done to heap of products that I think are set up incorrectly I have to change manually every time we run them.

A dude from IT replied with a list of jobs that my request affects and asked me to run my eyes over them so he can go ahead with the changes, there are 13,902 products and it was a 483 page spreadsheet.

I guess I did ask LOL.


Surely they have a "Bulk Change" option? Fill in the criteria of required change, select product range, then press a button and all should be updated.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:58 am
by Lightning McQueen
JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I've been on to our IT dept to get a blanket change done to heap of products that I think are set up incorrectly I have to change manually every time we run them.

A dude from IT replied with a list of jobs that my request affects and asked me to run my eyes over them so he can go ahead with the changes, there are 13,902 products and it was a 483 page spreadsheet.

I guess I did ask LOL.


Surely they have a "Bulk Change" option? Fill in the criteria of required change, select product range, then press a button and all should be updated.

Yeah, he does, there is one major customer that we can't enforce what I'm proposing and then a few random jobs here and there that need excluding, he doesn't want to pull the trigger on it all and then have to revert a heap back, I could see his point, I've left it a couple of days to make it look like I went through them all.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:29 pm
by HH3
This group is basically people whinging about every single thing.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1431993 ... ment_reply

SAFooty 2.0

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:35 am
by Lightning McQueen
Hearing pretty much the whole office go "ugh" simultaneously upon one person's arrival.

We have someone been here for nearly a year now and she has a loud grating voice, talks over everyone and screams out from one end of the office to the other, we call her CAPS LOCK.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:44 am
by DOC
Well she's working two jobs then but we call her Google.