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Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:39 pm
by heater31
Brodlach wrote:Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

He's too busy picking up shit after his teenage children ;)

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:51 pm
by amber_fluid
heater31 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

He's too busy picking up shit after his teenage children ;)


Either that or he fell down the stairs in the dark carrying his CC's ;)

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:45 am
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

Thanks for your concern, had to take the day off to tend to a few things.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:47 am
by Lightning McQueen
heater31 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

He's too busy picking up shit after his teenage children ;)

Pfft, no chance of me doing that, just send repeated photo's of said shit to them.

Having said that, no one else in the house is allowed to do the dishes, they do have to rinse everything they use though.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 8:44 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

Thanks for your concern, had to take the day off to tend to a few things.


Thank f*ck for that........ we were worried sick, mate! ;)
I nearly didn't get through my day yesterday without your Dad jokes. :lol:

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 8:58 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Thank f*ck for that........ we were worried sick, mate! ;)
I nearly didn't get through my day yesterday without your Dad jokes. :lol:

You're only human.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:45 am
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

Thanks for your concern, had to take the day off to tend to a few things.


I'm missed the dad jokes, had no new material for the kids last night ;)

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:48 am
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Where's LM and his 50 daily dad jokes?

Thanks for your concern, had to take the day off to tend to a few things.


I'm missed the dad jokes, had no new material for the kids last night ;)

What were they making?

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:00 am
by Brodlach
A mess

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:01 am
by Johno6
my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:03 am
by Lightning McQueen
Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

When you find the right drink that she likes and you know which phase that you have to strike during.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:04 am
by Brodlach
Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

Plan ahead, hire a hooker

Or see if HH3 likes weddings

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:04 am
by Dutchy
Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?


Im sure there is a wedding somewhere in Adelaide tomorrow...just need a babysitter

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:05 am
by Johno6
I need to know if anyone from here is having a wedding in Adelaide tomorrow and has had a couple of people pull out late?
must have a disabled toilet accessible to the public.

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:06 am
by Johno6
Brodlach wrote:
Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

Plan ahead, hire a hooker

Or see if HH3 likes weddings



first, ******* lol at hh3 comment

second, with how much the daughter is costing me atm I cant afford to hire a hooker, I need to be the hooker

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:31 am
by HH3
I don't know of any weddings, but I can check my public toilet pinboard.
Image

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:27 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Anybody here have test and tag qualifications?
If so, how easy/hard is the course?

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:34 am
by Spangas
Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?

ready for another daughter already???

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:40 am
by MW
Johno6 wrote:my daughter is now 14 weeks old....

I need to know, when does the spontaneous sex with the wife in the disabled toilet at a wedding start happening again?


genuine LOL
it's all over mate...all over

Re: I need to know....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 12:29 pm
by Pseudo
Johno6 wrote:I need to know if anyone from here is having a wedding in Adelaide tomorrow and has had a couple of people pull out late?
must have a disabled toilet accessible to the public.

Mate, if you hadn't pulled out late then you wouldn't be missing the action in disabled toilets right now...