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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:51 pm
by stan
When a poor old troll goes fishing hard and gets no bites. Bit funny, maybe should have been sad as well.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:28 am
by shoe boy
This may be controversial but here goes.

I cannot believe the women cricketers chasing equal remuneration. Last weekend channel 10 shoved what I believe was the worst standard of any sport I have seen telecasted live for 2 days.

I would like to point out I love cricket , I have a mother , daughter and sister and am not against women in sport but don't attempt to promote a product that is so poor .

If my sister , daughter or mother was playing I would watch and attend but outside that no thanks . Now before I am shot down ,yes I can turn the channel as I did BUT when I go to a BIG BASH game at AO I do not want that crap played as a curtain raiser . I would rather watch our under 19 development players or alike .

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:41 am
by heater31
Sort of agree here :shock: as someone who was forced to attend national female cricket carnivals you do have a slight point. The top end talent would make the regular male park cricketer look silly!

They deserve to be able to earn a decent full time wage from the sport. But where it falls down is depth at the moment. 6 states play the 50 over competition yet an additional 22 players are required to play games in the WBBL. Yes some of that shortfall is made up of international talent but there would have to be cases of girls not able to make their state's XI for the national league.


For me if I happen to be around and it's on its mostly background noise and I might focus for an over or two before continuing on with something else.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:57 am
by Lightning McQueen
shoe boy wrote:This may be controversial but here goes.

I cannot believe the women cricketers chasing equal remuneration. Last weekend channel 10 shoved what I believe was the worst standard of any sport I have seen telecasted live for 2 days.

I would like to point out I love cricket , I have a mother , daughter and sister and am not against women in sport but don't attempt to promote a product that is so poor .

If my sister , daughter or mother was playing I would watch and attend but outside that no thanks . Now before I am shot down ,yes I can turn the channel as I did BUT when I go to a BIG BASH game at AO I do not want that crap played as a curtain raiser . I would rather watch our under 19 development players or alike .


Who says they're chasing equal remuneration?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:08 am
by Footy Chick
shoe boy wrote:This may be controversial but here goes.

I cannot believe the women cricketers chasing equal remuneration. Last weekend channel 10 shoved what I believe was the worst standard of any sport I have seen telecasted live for 2 days.

I would like to point out I love cricket , I have a mother , daughter and sister and am not against women in sport but don't attempt to promote a product that is so poor .

If my sister , daughter or mother was playing I would watch and attend but outside that no thanks . Now before I am shot down ,yes I can turn the channel as I did BUT when I go to a BIG BASH game at AO I do not want that crap played as a curtain raiser . I would rather watch our under 19 development players or alike .


I tend to agree, same goes with the football.

I understand that these sports probably need some prime time to build the brand but not have funds thrown at it at the expense of putting the money into grassroots or junior development.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:14 am
by heater31
Footy Chick wrote:
shoe boy wrote:This may be controversial but here goes.

I cannot believe the women cricketers chasing equal remuneration. Last weekend channel 10 shoved what I believe was the worst standard of any sport I have seen telecasted live for 2 days.

I would like to point out I love cricket , I have a mother , daughter and sister and am not against women in sport but don't attempt to promote a product that is so poor .

If my sister , daughter or mother was playing I would watch and attend but outside that no thanks . Now before I am shot down ,yes I can turn the channel as I did BUT when I go to a BIG BASH game at AO I do not want that crap played as a curtain raiser . I would rather watch our under 19 development players or alike .


I tend to agree, same goes with the football.

I understand that these sports probably need some prime time to build the brand but not have funds thrown at it at the expense of putting the money into grassroots or junior development.

FYI the base wage for a male State Cricketers is $75,000 plus match payments. Play a prescribed number of matches with out a contract you get a pro-rata wage for the remainder of the season once to activate the games required.


Have absolutely no issue with the likes of Eylse Perry, Alyssa Healy getting this amount maybe a bit more to play international cricket.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:19 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
This would have been compelling viewing :

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10th wicket partnership was an unbeaten 61. She also took 2 wickets.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:11 pm
by HH3
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:49 am
by Magellan

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:54 am
by JK
Boxing Day show at a mates place - as per usual the boys decide $20 per head for a group Quaddie and the girls decide they're keen to have a go too.

We have 7 of the 8 runners in the 1st leg .. Yep, you guessed it, we're out straight away. Lads think it's piss funny (because we're used to it lol), but the girls are devastated their dreams of millions are gone in a matter of minutes :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 2:13 pm
by carey
shoe boy wrote:This may be controversial but here goes.

I cannot believe the women cricketers chasing equal remuneration. Last weekend channel 10 shoved what I believe was the worst standard of any sport I have seen telecasted live for 2 days.

I would like to point out I love cricket , I have a mother , daughter and sister and am not against women in sport but don't attempt to promote a product that is so poor .

If my sister , daughter or mother was playing I would watch and attend but outside that no thanks . Now before I am shot down ,yes I can turn the channel as I did BUT when I go to a BIG BASH game at AO I do not want that crap played as a curtain raiser . I would rather watch our under 19 development players or alike .



If I could like this a million times I would

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:46 pm
by Psyber
carey wrote:
shoe boy wrote:This may be controversial but here goes.

I cannot believe the women cricketers chasing equal remuneration. Last weekend channel 10 shoved what I believe was the worst standard of any sport I have seen telecasted live for 2 days.

I would like to point out I love cricket , I have a mother , daughter and sister and am not against women in sport but don't attempt to promote a product that is so poor .

If my sister , daughter or mother was playing I would watch and attend but outside that no thanks . Now before I am shot down ,yes I can turn the channel as I did BUT when I go to a BIG BASH game at AO I do not want that crap played as a curtain raiser . I would rather watch our under 19 development players or alike .



If I could like this a million times I would

I don't mind watching athletic women - my first wife was a teacher, and a sprinter and hurdler, and my second training in ballet 14 hours a week at the Australian Dance Theatre when we met. Between marriages there was a a state Netballer and an Israeli army sergeant who each held my attention for a while...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:58 pm
by Footy Chick
Did you know that Australia's Head Scientist is named Professor Finkel?

Sounds a lot like Professor Frink ;)

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Oh well, made me giggle anyway :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 10:44 pm
by carey
The birthdays listed on the bottom of the index page. 1 user with about 10 log ins????

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:12 pm
by The Dark Knight
carey wrote:The birthdays listed on the bottom of the index page. 1 user with about 10 log ins????

I just had a look this, this is weird.

It appears my google account (and possibly the others?), which I use with Tapatalk has been linked to the forum somehow and became a forum account.

Everyone has the same default birthday 1/1/1970!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 10:30 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Mariah Carey's flop NYE performance

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:04 pm
by Magellan
A real-life Fawlty Towers story!

IN AN exchange that sounds like a scene from Fawlty Towers, a Bendigo man says a publican removed $5 worth of his meal in order to settle a price dispute.

When Matt Ingram queried a price discrepancy on a plate of pasta at the Golden Square Hotel in Bendigo, publican Ashley McKenzie didn’t refund the difference or throw in a free drink or garlic bread.

Instead, he allegedly snatched the final mouthfuls of the meal from Ingram’s plate to even up the ledger, leaving his customer flummoxed — and quite hungry — and sparking a social media backlash.


http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/r ... baec626506

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:33 am
by Lightning McQueen
I don't whether it makes me laugh of cry but:

On Friday the missus and I had the house to ourselves and we're having a bit of fun time when I picked her up and went to chuck her on the lounge and we slipped causing me to land on her and our teeth smashed together and now I'm the owner of a broken front tooth.

I guess I'll stop laughing when I visit the dentist to get it fixed, lucky it was mine and not hers I guess.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:31 am
by JK
Lightning McQueen wrote:I don't whether it makes me laugh of cry but:

On Friday the missus and I had the house to ourselves and we're having a bit of fun time when I picked her up and went to chuck her on the lounge and we slipped causing me to land on her and our teeth smashed together and now I'm the owner of a broken front tooth.

I guess I'll stop laughing when I visit the dentist to get it fixed, lucky it was mine and not hers I guess.


So long as it didn't interrupt the fun, you'll get through it mate, and according to @Pseudo you get a discount on Power membership now

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:43 am
by Lightning McQueen
JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I don't whether it makes me laugh of cry but:

On Friday the missus and I had the house to ourselves and we're having a bit of fun time when I picked her up and went to chuck her on the lounge and we slipped causing me to land on her and our teeth smashed together and now I'm the owner of a broken front tooth.

I guess I'll stop laughing when I visit the dentist to get it fixed, lucky it was mine and not hers I guess.


So long as it didn't interrupt the fun, you'll get through it mate, and according to @Pseudo you get a discount on Power membership now


It stopped us in our tracks for a few minutes as it made a fair clunk, I was relieved when she smiled and still had all of her chompers in tact, no paper bag needed.