Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:16 pm
Footy Chick wrote:This sounds like something my uncles dog has done.
He's had about 3 surgeries to remove things he shouldn't have eaten, including a stomach full of seaweed before. Vets say that he if he ever swallows anything he's not supposed to again, they won't even be able to operate.
Lightning McQueen wrote:You got internet nazi's aswell hey?
I'm lucky I've got friend at IT that looks after me, otherwise safooty wouldn't even be allowed.
heater31 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:You got internet nazi's aswell hey?
I'm lucky I've got friend at IT that looks after me, otherwise safooty wouldn't even be allowed.
But you're mates with the boss
Booney wrote:Just confirming your understanding of "being mates" and "mating" are all in order, yes?
HH3 wrote:Showing one of the older guys here some of Blink 182's bonus tracks.
They included -
F**k a dog
Mothers Day
When you f**ked Grandpa.
Blew his mind. [emoji38]
From memory Mum wasn't impressed either, since I was 13 when Take Off Your Pants And Jacket came out.
HH3 wrote:Showing one of the older guys here some of Blink 182's bonus tracks.
They included -
F**k a dog
Mothers Day
When you f**ked Grandpa.
Blew his mind.
From memory Mum wasn't impressed either, since I was 13 when Take Off Your Pants And Jacket came out.
Magellan wrote:Ever wondered whether there was a canteen somewhere inside the Death Star?
Wonder no more...
Booney wrote:http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/north-carolina-town-petrified-over-solar-panels-accused-of-being-the-dumbest-in-us/news-story/93c84889b4c50b73d0b1e01e3ae08249
'Merica! 1 2 3 4 'Merica 1 2 3 4!!
RESIDENTS of a small American town have been absolutely skewered online and found themselves the target of global ridicule after expressing their fears about solar panels.
The good folk of Woodland, North Carolina, have rejected a proposal for a new solar farm amid concerns it would “suck up all the energy from the sun.”
The motion to build the solar farm near a power plant was rejected during a recent council meeting due to a bizarre array of fears and distrust expressed by locals, reports the Roanoke-Chowan News Herald.
Even Jane Mann, identified as the town’s retired science teacher, was worried the solar panels were effectively stealing sun from plants.
She said she had observed areas near solar panels in the town where plants were brown and was concerned that photosynthesis would not happen in areas with solar panels nearby.
She also raised the high number of cancer deaths in the town and said no one could tell her solar panels weren’t to blame.
“People come with hidden agendas,” she said. “Until we can find if anything is going to damage this community, we shouldn’t sign any paper.”
According to reports from the council meeting, Ms Mann’s husband Bobby shared her concerns and was worried solar farms would “suck up all the energy from the sun” and businesses would not come to the town.
Other residents fretted about the aesthetics of the town and the impact another solar farm would have on property prices.
One resident, Jean Barnes, presented council members with a petition signed by residents who opposed the establishment of any more solar farms.
Despite the efforts of company representatives from the solar industry to allay fears, the result of the council meeting was a complete moratorium on solar farms in the area.
But the backlash has been savage, and at times, hilarious.
Sports journalist and political commentator Keith Olbermann was one of many who took to Twitter to ponder whether Woodland had just claimed the mantle of “dumbest town in the US?”.