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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Mar 19, 2015 7:38 pm

RustyCage wrote:
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Surely if you can teach a dog not to pee on the carpet, then you can teach a kid that it's wrong to trash a classroom, or hit other kids etc..


A meltdown is a bit different as there is no conflictive functioning while it's happening, the person has no control over anything they do during that time



So you just have to sit back and watch it and hope the kid doesn't hurt anyone including you in the process?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:07 pm

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Special needs and slow learners are different. The "slow learner" category is full of kids who are behind for behavioural reasons or slight learning disabilities that while they learn slowly, they are still able to learn as much as the next person. Special Needs is a professionally diagnosed disability that significantly limits their learning ability, such as autism, global delay, tonic clonic, alcohol fetal syndrome.

The slow learner category is well over prescribed and in a lot of cases, a mask for real issues that are impacting on that persons learning.



This ^^^ (in red) i would swear that ADHD was a do-gooders diagnosis of being a little shit. My best mates boy , was diagnosed with this as a kid but you could see the changes in him if she allowed him anything with those colourings etc... she refused to put him on ritalin and with diet changes, he was just as good as the next kid. So in essence, he was just a little turd.

Obviously I'm not up with all "professional" mumbo jumbo = but surely having a label shouldn't excuse bad behaviour.

Surely if you can teach a dog not to pee on the carpet, then you can teach a kid that it's wrong to trash a classroom, or hit other kids etc..

(probably a bad comparison I know but had to get a point across somehow)

So in essence he wasn't just a little turd, he had reactions to certain food, artificial colours and preservatives...

So once that was resolved he was Ok, so not just a little turd.

Our eldest son used to be a little pain when he ate preservative 282... cut that out and he was much more relaxed and mellow...

Nothing to do with Dad following Bradford City of course......
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jase » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:09 pm

Spargo wrote:
Jase wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
RustyCage wrote:[

Special needs and slow learners are different. The "slow learner" category is full of kids who are behind for behavioural reasons or slight learning disabilities that while they learn slowly, they are still able to learn as much as the next person. Special Needs is a professionally diagnosed disability that significantly limits their learning ability, such as autism, global delay, tonic clonic, alcohol fetal syndrome.

The slow learner category is well over prescribed and in a lot of cases, a mask for real issues that are impacting on that persons learning.



This ^^^ (in red) i would swear that ADHD was a do-gooders diagnosis of being a little shit. My best mates boy , was diagnosed with this as a kid but you could see the changes in him if she allowed him anything with those colourings etc... she refused to put him on ritalin and with diet changes, he was just as good as the next kid. So in essence, he was just a little turd.

Obviously I'm not up with all "professional" mumbo jumbo = but surely having a label shouldn't excuse bad behaviour.

Surely if you can teach a dog not to pee on the carpet, then you can teach a kid that it's wrong to trash a classroom, or hit other kids etc..

(probably a bad comparison I know but had to get a point across somehow)

So in essence he wasn't just a little turd, he had reactions to certain food, artificial colours and preservatives...

So once that was resolved he was Ok, so not just a little turd.

Our eldest son used to be a little pain when he ate preservative 282... cut that out and he was much more relaxed and mellow...

Nothing to do with Dad following Bradford City of course......

Its enough to make anyone a bit stupid...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:17 pm

:lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:31 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
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Surely if you can teach a dog not to pee on the carpet, then you can teach a kid that it's wrong to trash a classroom, or hit other kids etc..


A meltdown is a bit different as there is no conflictive functioning while it's happening, the person has no control over anything they do during that time



So you just have to sit back and watch it and hope the kid doesn't hurt anyone including you in the process?


Yes. Took the class outside and closed the door to the classroom. Myself and my teachers aid took turns to watch through the glass in the door to make sure he wasn't going to do anything to hurt himself (they never do). I went in to remove things like scissors out of the room, but apart from that we just keep out of their way until it finishes. Took about 15 minutes for the worst to be over.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:39 pm

RustyCage wrote:Yes. Took the class outside and closed the door to the classroom. Myself and my teachers aid took turns to watch through the glass in the door to make sure he wasn't going to do anything to hurt himself (they never do). I went in to remove things like scissors out of the room, but apart from that we just keep out of their way until it finishes. Took about 15 minutes for the worst to be over.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Sat Mar 21, 2015 11:11 am

RustyCage wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
RustyCage wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Surely if you can teach a dog not to pee on the carpet, then you can teach a kid that it's wrong to trash a classroom, or hit other kids etc..


A meltdown is a bit different as there is no conflictive functioning while it's happening, the person has no control over anything they do during that time



So you just have to sit back and watch it and hope the kid doesn't hurt anyone including you in the process?


Yes. Took the class outside and closed the door to the classroom. Myself and my teachers aid took turns to watch through the glass in the door to make sure he wasn't going to do anything to hurt himself (they never do). I went in to remove things like scissors out of the room, but apart from that we just keep out of their way until it finishes. Took about 15 minutes for the worst to be over.


We have a similar situation at my work where we have lots of special need swimming lessons

Big risks involved when they lose their shit in a pool environment
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Sat Mar 21, 2015 11:13 am

My class is one that does swimming at the Acquadome on a Monday morning
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby carey » Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:16 pm

Receiving a good dozen or so messages and phone calls because the Crows won a trial game :shock:

Well done guys you must be very proud.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:39 pm

whufc wrote:Big risks involved when they lose their shit in a pool environment

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:18 pm

I'll copy and paste my response to the rookie who just fired this one at me :

"....anyone in the construction industry should understand, whereas your clarification of overall face is jargon which was not clear....."

This is his reply to my :

Confirming the ******* are O.A.F Over All Face as quoted. ( This is noted as -6mm from the sizes contained within ******* drawings )

Please reply with confirmation and acceptance of these particulars.


His reply at the time :

Accepted.

This shall be fun. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:09 pm

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8969966

Cheat!

Did he think nobody was going to notice? Another reason why......
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:14 pm

Justin Beiber being voted the 5th most hated person in the USA :lol:

http://popcrush.com/justin-bieber-fifth-most-hated-man-poll-us/
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:17 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:24 pm

When my hands are full I knock with my head....so it could be Bob....

Might also explain a lot about me too.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:39 pm

The abusive emails we've got from Crow supporters because we're sponsoring the Power :lol:

It's days like today when I wish we didn't have privacy laws :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:54 pm

Footy Chick wrote:The abusive emails we've got from Crow supporters because we're sponsoring the Power :lol:

It's days like today when I wish we didn't have privacy laws :lol:


If you were to, say, mistakenly hit the forward button on one of those emails, perhaps type my email address in and I end up with the emails, would that be an accident or inappropriate?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Mar 27, 2015 1:07 pm

haha! errr, NO :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 1:28 pm

Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:The abusive emails we've got from Crow supporters because we're sponsoring the Power [emoji38]

It's days like today when I wish we didn't have privacy laws [emoji38]


If you were to, say, mistakenly hit the forward button on one of those emails, perhaps type my email address in and I end up with the emails, would that be an accident or inappropriate?

In the interest of balance Boon, send an email of support for their decision to sponsor Port..... ;)
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