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That sounds like it's worth more than your excess, better claim it on insurance

footys the winner wrote:

DOC wrote:

footys the winner wrote:I need to know. What's the best lawn to have In my backyard? It's fairly small and we have a dog if that makes any difference?

Kikuyu . Tolerates wear and tear well as it has runners and thus self repairs. Can be invasive into garden beds.

Sir Walter buffalo is what I'm being told. Heard of it?

What did you decide on ?

I'm looking re-do my back lawn with sir walter. The price seems to be the same everywhere

have all the crows and power fans washed the sand out of their vaginas yet?

Johno6 wrote:have all the crows and power fans washed the sand out of their vaginas yet?

They haven't done that since 1997.....

Johno6 wrote:have all the crows and power fans washed the sand out of their vaginas yet?

I reckon that would be very uncomfortable

all you need is a high pressure cleaner and some panadol

Happy ending?

It can be, I like all my endings to be happy.

I bent a leg on a dodgy chipwood coffee table and need to get it fixed. The missus is attached to it because it was her late grandmother's so I'm massively in the bad books at the moment and need to get it fixed ASAP. Any idea where i could take it?

Getting to big Q? Losing balance and agility?

Q. wrote:I bent a leg on a dodgy chipwood coffee table and need to get it fixed. The missus is attached to it because it was her late grandmother's so I'm massively in the bad books at the moment and need to get it fixed ASAP. Any idea where i could take it?

There would Antique stores that specialise in restorating furniture
Try or ask one

Q. wrote:I bent a leg on a dodgy chipwood coffee table and need to get it fixed. The missus is attached to it

I'd start with a spatula and some warm soapy water - possibly sedate the missus first.

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Getting to big Q? Losing balance and agility?

I have come close to crushing children and small statured men on a number of occassions.

mal wrote:There would Antique stores that specialise in restorating furniture
Try or ask one

Thanks Mal, will give it a shot.

Spargo wrote:

Q. wrote:I bent a leg on a dodgy chipwood coffee table and need to get it fixed. The missus is attached to it

I'd start with a spatula and some warm soapy water - possibly sedate the missus first.

how come you can report your own posts but cant like them?

Johno6 wrote:how come you can report your own posts but cant like them?

Because when you do that on Facebook you look like a twat

I don't have facebook, so I want to look like a twat on here.............oh wait.

Remove the like button - it's bullshit.

Apart from getting a guaranteed military boot, what's all the fuss with Valentine's Day?

dedja wrote:Apart from getting a guaranteed military boot, what's all the fuss with Valentine's Day?

Will your missus be getting one too?

Spargo wrote:Remove the like button - it's bullshit.

With no "like" button how can I show my appreciation for post such as this:

Pseudo wrote:

dedja wrote:Apart from getting a guaranteed military boot, what's all the fuss with Valentine's Day?

Will your missus be getting one too?