Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since

Same, but I never had symptoms to start with, well I don’t think I did

[wenchbarwer]

Excessive junior sport club fees. Didn't think it would be more expensive for a 13 year old girl than it would be for senior men...

Edit - And in the same breath, clubs asking for full payment three months before the season starts

[mickey]

Excessive junior sport club fees. Didn't think it would be more expensive for a 13 year old girl than it would be for senior men...

Edit - And in the same breath, clubs asking for full payment three months before the season starts

Winter netball trials time in guessing

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[wenchbarwer]

Nope, girl's footy

[Armchair expert]

Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.

[RB]

Maybe stick to the peanut butter sandwiches, Armie.

[amber_fluid]

Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.

Again?

[Mr Beefy]

Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.

Well tell us then

[Armchair expert]

Maybe stick to the peanut butter sandwiches, Armie.

They are breakfast every morning

[dedja]

Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.

Let that be a lesson for you, never buy shit like that again.

[cracka]

gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe.

[dedja]

gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe.

Dose up on aspirin, always works for me.

[cracka]

gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe.

Dose up on aspirin, always works for me.

Will give it a try

[mighty_tiger_79]

I thought cherry juice was good for gout?

[Spargo]

I thought cherry juice was good for gout?

See a doctor, Prednisolone is your friend.

[dedja]

I thought cherry juice was good for gout?

See a doctor, Prednisolone is your friend.

I don’t have elevated levels so don’t require ongoing medication, but my doc suggested that I take aspirin on any indication of onset, which I’ve done ever since and has worked every time. Have never had a severe attack since then.

Everyone is different though, so best to see your doc.

[Vamos]

gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe.

Hope it doesn't worsen, you may need a toe truck to get around

[dedja]

That my missus has almost surgical precision in piecing irrigation pipes in the garden, usually with a fork, which means that I have to perform an archaeological dig to isolate the damage and repair.

Inevitably it is always my fault for putting the pipe where she needs to dig.

If I knew that she had this ability when we built the house, I would have spent the extra time to bury the pipes out of her reach, but that said, a normal person would possibly check whether they are about to dig between sprinkler risers/heads, especially after a dozen or so incidents.

[mickey]

That my missus has almost surgical precision in piecing irrigation pipes in the garden, usually with a fork, which means that I have to perform an archaeological dig to isolate the damage and repair.

Inevitably it is always my fault for putting the pipe where she needs to dig.

If I knew that she had this ability when we built the house, I would have spent the extra time to bury the pipes out of her reach, but that said, a normal person would possibly check whether they are about to dig between sprinkler risers/heads, especially after a dozen or so incidents.

Maybe it's time she learned to do the repairs. Usually leads to reduced incidents when people have to fix their own **** ups

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[dedja]

You don’t understand, the missus is never wrong,